corrupt a wish (game), page 2

CA_Orot

posted on Oct, 23 2008 @ 01:12 AM

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Granted. But it only runs Windows 93 with no update options.

I wish, I could fly.

- Carrot

JaxonRoberts

posted on Oct, 23 2008 @ 01:15 AM

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reply to post by CA_Orot

Granted, but you are a housefly.

I wish I was famous...

CA_Orot

posted on Oct, 23 2008 @ 01:20 AM

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reply to post by JaxonRoberts

Granted. But you're a One-Hit-Wonder.. (Molly Ringwald anyone?)

I wish I saw Jim Morrison Live in Concert.

- Carrot

JaxonRoberts

posted on Oct, 23 2008 @ 01:32 AM

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reply to post by CA_Orot

Granted, but it was Jim Morrison the accountant from Burbank doing Karaoke (and quite badly)!!!

I wish I had a rock hard body...

Alexander_Supertramp

posted on Oct, 23 2008 @ 01:37 AM

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reply to post by JaxonRoberts

Granted, but your entire body was as hard as a rock (yes, including mini-Jaxon)!

I wish I didn't have to study for my developmental psychology exam tomorrow..

CA_Orot

posted on Oct, 23 2008 @ 01:54 AM

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reply to post by Alexander_Supertramp

Granted. But instead you must write a 10,000 word Paper for a 4th year Human Sexuality Class.

I wish I had met Sigmund Freud.

- Carrot

[edit on 10/23/2008 by CA_Orot]

Alexander_Supertramp

posted on Oct, 23 2008 @ 02:00 AM

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reply to post by CA_Orot

Granted, but you meet him while Max Schur is assisting in his suicide, and Freud insists that you commit suicide with him.

I wish a Third Party Candidate becomes the next President of the United States.

CA_Orot

posted on Oct, 23 2008 @ 02:06 AM

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reply to post by Alexander_Supertramp

Granted. But its Arnold Swartzenegger, who has formed the "Green Peace Hippy" Party.

I wish I had a Chocolate Bar.

- Carrot

Alexander_Supertramp

posted on Oct, 23 2008 @ 02:19 AM

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reply to post by CA_Orot

Granted, but it melts before you get to take a bite.

I wish I could hang out with Eddie Vedder for a day.

JaxonRoberts

posted on Oct, 23 2008 @ 02:23 AM

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reply to post by Alexander_Supertramp

Granted, but it's the day after he's dead and buried!
(and what do you mean 'Lil' Jaxon?!?!?!?)

I wish I had a beer....:w:

Alexander_Supertramp

posted on Oct, 23 2008 @ 02:27 AM

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Granted, but it's a Busch Ice.
(Mini-Jaxon..not 'lil' Jaxon)

CA_Orot

posted on Oct, 23 2008 @ 03:35 AM

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reply to post by JaxonRoberts

Granted, but its an O'douls.

I wish I had another bottle of this lovely wine!

- Carrot

JaxonRoberts

posted on Oct, 23 2008 @ 12:33 PM

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reply to post by CA_Orot

Granted, but the cork is rotten!!!

I wish I was a genius!!!

CA_Orot

posted on Oct, 23 2008 @ 02:46 PM

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reply to post by JaxonRoberts

Granted. But your geniousness prevents you from having a stable, healthy realtionship with anyone except your Physics Text-book, and you Blackboard full of Math equations.

I wish, the strawberries in my fridge didn't go bad.

- Carrot

JaxonRoberts

posted on Oct, 23 2008 @ 02:56 PM

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reply to post by CA_Orot

Granted, but they turn to plastic to accomplish this feat!

I wish that George Bush had never been elected President...

Illusionsaregrander

posted on Oct, 23 2008 @ 03:45 PM

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reply to post by JaxonRoberts

Granted. However, Rush Limbaugh was elected instead.

I wish I could read minds.

JaxonRoberts

posted on Oct, 23 2008 @ 03:56 PM

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reply to post by Illusionsaregrander

Granted, but the only thing you can read is the songs stuck in their heads!!

I wish the election was over...

orange-light

posted on Oct, 23 2008 @ 04:18 PM

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granted but there will be never any elections anymore since the usa belongs to great britain again and is ruled by her majesty queen elizabeth II:

i wish i got a sexy dress!

fishneedh2o

posted on Oct, 23 2008 @ 04:26 PM

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granted but it is two sizes too big

I wish someone would make me dinner.

orange-light

posted on Oct, 23 2008 @ 04:29 PM

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reply to post by fishneedh2o

how lovely

granted but the chef puts to much salt into your dinner, and there is nothing to drink in the whole house!

i wish i could be in california.