The Rhyming thread…just came into my head

I was sarting to wonder how this thread would do.
Now here we are at the top of page two.
Thanks all for trying. I'm really not lying.
Your all doing well and now I can tell.
When it comes to wit BTS is where you'll find it

reply to post by VIKINGANT


BTS is like a treasure chest
Full of items, you like the best
The forgotten ones, the tarnished gold
The hidden treasures, so old

Perhaps not old, but Classic instead
Topics of interest inside your head
Down through the keys
And up to the screen

Stay a while, and take off your shoes
Sit with us, and tell us your blues
One thing to mention, don't be a sleaze
and keep your feet off the ottomon please

- Carrot

Rush is back just to say goodbye
It's time for me to go, it's time for me to fly.

It reminds me of a song,
that I haven't heard in so long.
"It's time for me to fly, oh I've got to set myself free"
"Oh baby that's just how it's got to be."
(Do you know who sings that Carrot, fellow music lover?]

Alexander Supertramp...it's nice to meet you,
I'll see you at DATS and buy round two.
I'm reminded of a band by your last name Supertramp,
I think I'll take that cd with me when I camp.

Shugo and Carrot, you two have fun,
I'll be ready for another pod when my trip is done.
I'm sorry I couldn't join you last night you see,
All that talk of rods and orbs the night before had kept me up way past three.

VIKING, my viking, I'll miss you most of all,
Who's going to pick me up when I fall?
Now get busy with skype, so that the next podcast you'll see
that we're really quite harmless, well, at least Carrot and me.

reply to post by hsur2112


We'll miss you Rush
Be safe and sound
We'll miss you when
you're not around

I'll think of you
When I stock this place
Of Wine to drink
Empties take space

I know the words
But can't place the song
Perhaps a Hint?
My guess is gone

We'll see you when
you get back to us
And maybe then
We'll podcast Rush

- Caroot

reply to post by hsur2112

Rush I am sad to see you leave.
a whole weekend I have to grieve.
And Carrot too. what will I do?

Jaxon Thank you for the news.
Along with your enlightening views.
Don't worry 'bout the world today,
Stay in here and have a play.

Alexander_Supertramp
You are such a little scamp.
If you want a drink or three,
Come to DATS have one on me.

Viking, my dear
You will be fine
Forget you're fears
Save your time

Have a drink
at DATS on Me
For all the work
You're doing for Free

The penguins are safe and sound
Bubba's in rehab
His twin has been found
And he's no drab

We're sitting on Skype
Looking for friends
What's all the hype?
The fun never ends!

- Carrot

This has been done.
Sorry to rupture your fun.

But don't mind me keep on.

reply to post by Lysergic


Thanks for the advice, It's really nice.
Well I hope it's OK if we can stay.

Its all in fun, so why just have one?

If it must close then I suppose
We'll put on our hats and move it to DATS
where you can pat a Koala, (If thats what your afta)

Good Morning All!
Hope you slept well
The weather is nice
its the start of fall

Soon will be snow
that covers the ground
and chills to the bone
The mitts must be found

I'm off to school
Philosophy Class
If i skip today
The prof'll kick my....

- Carrot

Rhyme this and rhyme that
Like the cat in the hat
But Dr. Seuss could let loose,
a rhyme to beat that

so lets find and compare
his rhymes I can share
you can try if you like
as easy as riding a bike

you like one fish? two fish?
red fish? blue fish?
but no that's really cheating,
and this is about competing

so who goes next
share your rhyming text
Jaxon I'm impressed
Your news updates have been the best

If what I say doesn't make sense,
Don't get on and sit on the fence.
Come and write something better,
Even if you have to post it in a letter.
If you cant, just don't ask me why.
Don't holler and yell: just say goodbye!

There once was a man from Dundee
Who slipped on a pound of butter
When asked "did it hurt?"
said "Not very much,it was greasy"

reply to post by AGENT_T


Greasy
Grossy
Icky
Nasty

Sleazy
Slowzy
Creaky
Blasty

Butter
Lard
Total Nutter
Avant Garde

Missed my train
it's gone without
the thought is gone
without a doubt

- Carrot

I shaved my head and polished it up.
I then let my beard grow into a goatee.
My wife then asked me why I did it.
I told her I could because I live free.

She got a craving to do something as well.
I could tell by that twinkle in her one good eye.
I was so intrigued that she had me in suspenders.
I knew that if I didn't find out soon that I would die.

She brought home later a fifth of Rum
And her best friend from the University.
We drank all that day playing games
And engaging in all types of diversity.

We felt and fondled and got down and ate,
All without using a knife, spoon, or fork.
We kept at it for so long that we got sweaty
And dirty and went on til we all blew the cork!

I should be in bed,
but I'm on BTS instead.
I came home for a bit,
the dark roads aren't well lit.
The kids needed a ride home,
Back to my house I will roam.
I'll get up early and bright,
at least I know that my kitty is alright.
But I'm hearing noises and creeping myself out,
I'll get no sleep tonight, of that I have no doubt.
I should be in bed,
but I'm on BTS instead.

Rush

Podcast,Podcast, I just did my first one
OK its not great, I was nervous some
I just got me a mic, raddled a few....yes.....rhymes
and now I am a star.........well lets not go that far
well good to read everyone's rhyme,time, dime,lime
well you have to admit it did rhyme........lol....

The War has started, on BTS
Stop in and support us
You know you like DATS Best

We give you free beer
We have the best bands
We don't charge a membership fee
We welcome all hands

Whether to help, or drink instead
Either way,
You'll be drunk and Fed

We're never closed
And you don't need a title
Come show your opposed
and Support DATS,
Make ESP (Ego-stroking-pub) Idle

- Carrot

DATS reigns supreme.
We make a good team.

The penguins are fine
after crossing the enemy's line.

The Fight Club tried and fell short
of the victory they sought
but so poorly fought.

I tried to do my part,
but got off to a bad start.
I spent my time at the punchbowl
watching Memory Shock practice his moves on the stripper pole.

You see, I'm into love not war.
What is it that people are fighting for?
We don't even know anymore.

So as you give your Monday a start,
remember to always do your part.
Put your pride upon a shelf,
love your neighbor as you would yourself.

Rush

reply to post by hsur2112


A worthy opponent, Mister Memory
Has made me fight Dirtier, than can be

An infiltration of Penguins, rescued YAY
By TUP's great forces, who remain un-named

Make love not War, thoughtful advice
Is it Vietname again? Name the price

The Jukebox, the animals, the booze, the staff
Where does it stem? Theses Fighter's wrath

All is safe, no reason to fear
Stop into DATS, and have a celebratory Beer

- Carrot

You know I'll be there,
jeez, I need a drink.

I'll find you Carrot,
What do you think?

Two girls in a bar
with nothing better to do.

Let's talk about our podcast do-over,
maybe we'll be joined by you know who.

It's good to see Zaimy,
I hope she is well.
How bad last night that she had to see
that all things went to h*ll.

Rush