The Rhyming thread…just came into my head

Here’s something new that we can do
Trying to rhyme and have a good time
Give it a go. You never know
You might enjoy, like you would a new toy.
The topics are open to make it easy for copin’
So come have a say. Just post away


[edit on 21/10/2008 by VIKINGANT]

Well thank you Vikin, I think I'm a liken
What you said has went to my head
But I have to go now and hit the bed
I'll post later if I'm not dead!

Thats pretty cool. Did you learn it in school?
It hit the spot. What else have you got?
I hope you'll be back, and not have an attack!

What on Earth to do,
If you prefer a Haiku?
It just boggles me.

I just caught my breath, and I'm up for the test.
See I'm driving down the highway,swerving down the road
Cause I got a Lotta motor and the peddles to the floor
Till I see mass of blue lights and my butt is out the door
Why, cause now I'm running down the highway dizzy as a loon
Till they cuff my crazy @$$ and throw me in a room.............

I can't talk anymore, I have only one call........lol.. :bnghd:

I do not feel like rhyming
It must be the timing
an ache in my head
or a lack of oxygen instead
so if I contradict
it is because I have picked
this thread to participate
I can tell you its great

Man that was good and I understood
Your jargon was fresh, your words were perfection
I just wish there were more people making a profession
Maybe they will come, and rhyme with us some
then we can praise them for the work they have done..................

You guys are awesome, I wish more would come try some.
Rikk is so quick and EOD is slick.
Illusionsaregrander, shout it from the verandah...

Now where is that Rush....Dont tell me to hush!
She should be posting or I'll give her a roasting

[edit on 21/10/2008 by VIKINGANT]

To me this has great significance Because of my rhyming magnificence.
Truly I enjoy a fine rhyme Unruly thoughts employee them all the time.
When it begins the words chime like a thesaurus english crime.
I don't want to stop because my imagination is a flop yet my speech skills are on top. Tv may of robbed my intellect but the internet throbs to my verbal pirouettes. As I dance and I play I forgot what it was I was about to say....

DUhhhhjh

I can't believe in a time with such dread,
that you would start such a frivolous thread!

We live in such a messed up time,
and you want to sit here and rhyme!

To sit here rhyming and chillin'
while the country is ran by a villian!

It all seems like just such a waste,
not to mention in terribly bad taste!

So you won't get a rhyme out of me!
Now excuse me I have to go pee!!!

reply to post by JaxonRoberts


I apologise for making it light.
Next time I wil get it right.
Something about about Bush or Palins tush?

You gotta pee?!?!? I better go check the T&C

EDIT to add (it is my bad)
The T&C is OK with me
Unless a mod wants to play god
(Just kidding mods, you do a great job...I think I better shut my gob)

[edit on 22/10/2008 by VIKINGANT]

Rush is here, no need to cry,
I thought I'd just stop by to say hi.

It's been a long day, my head's really light,
Carrot and Shugo kept me up all night.

I'm off to DATS, I won't get drunk,
I thought I'd stop and say Hi to funkymonk.

So away I go my viking-ness,
When I shall see you again is anyone's guess.

Rush

Rush and Shugo kept ME up allnight
I'm the one, who put up a fight!
No, not really I drank the wine instead
Two bottles down, one white one red
Not supposed to Mix, is that what you say?
I couldn't care less, its better that way
White comes first, second is red
When my head starts spinning, its time for bed
When's the next podcast Mama Rush, my dear
Let me know! So I can go buy some beer!
Or an Apple Martini, perhaps is your taste?
Whatever you do, don't drink in Haste
Out of a Mug, or out of a Glass?
Doesn't matter, they both have Class.

- Carrot

Time to catch up on the news I suppose,
The RNC bought Palin some new clothes.
Obama held the issue of the economy so dear,
The McCain camp spread more doubt and fear.
The Dow Jones indexes sank,
Now Asian markets are in the tank.
45 banks were the target of a bioterrorism hoax,
The Phillies beat the Devil Rays in front of some folks.
So in a world full of darkness and dread,
I'll just close my eyes and head off to bed!

Dear Rush and Carrot.
Your podcast. Please share it.
You were both up so late, so I'm sure it is great!
Thanks for stopping by,
Too bad you have to fly.
But thanks for your verse,
They make mine look much worse.

No verse is bad, instead unique
The Carrot Rush Shugo Podcast, is kind of a clique
Any others interested, drop me a line
We'll have you laughing, guaranteed, in no time

Recording last 2 hours, so put time aside
Grab a Bottle, and spend some time
Time well wasted, is what Comedy says
You don't need sleep, don't go to bed

Stay a few hours and chat with us till dawn
One rule: Keep your darn clothes on
Speak up, and listen, and turn on your mic
Perhaps, you'll be the next guest tonight.

- Carrot

I'll join this thread,
Even though I'm in bed,
And I don't really know any of you,
So give me a break,
I extend a handshake,
In hopes an online friendship can ensue.

But no, I'm not done,
I've just only begun,
I can always produce a quick rhyme,
I don't need a reason,
To keep up my squeezin,
And give Dr. Seuss himself a hard time.

Welcome dear friend
Sit and stay a while
The fun never ends
We're (sometimes) vile

But we're a great group of people
Fully Flawed and un-normal
Trying to avoid becoming Sheeple
With an interest in paranormal

That's why were here
We've found A.T.S
Grab a Beer
Come and meet us in DATS!

- Carrot

If there's one thing I can adhere to,
It's definitely a beer brew,
In fact I may grab two,
One for me and one for you.
Thanks for the greeting,
It's nice to be meeting,
You and the BTS crew.

Yup the crew is pretty great
A little mismatched, but thats just fate
People from all over the globe
Gather to talk about orbs and probes (lol for Rush)

BTS the lighter side, with humor for all
You won't be disappointed, instead you'll fall
Into the BTS Trap, and you'll never leave
You'll be addicted I assure you, Just like me.

- Carrot