posted on Oct, 22 2008 @ 11:40 AM
From another site more terms. Here
MOMENTUM INVESTING - The fine art of buying high and selling low.
VALUE INVESTING - The art of buying low and selling lower.
"BUY, BUY" - A flight attendant making market recommendations as you step off the plane.
CALL OPTION - Something people used to do with a telephone in ancient times before e-mail.
YAHOO - What you yell after selling all you owned to some poor sucker for $240 per share.
WINDOWS - What you jump out of when you're the sucker that bought Yahoo for $240 per share.
PROFIT - Religious guy who talks to God.
BILL GATES - Where God goes for a loan.
ALAN GREENSPAN - God ( past tense ).
Edited to add:
Found this one from a British website in a similar vein.
"A lobbyist on his way home from Parliament is stuck in traffic. Noticing a police officer, he winds down his window and asks: 'What's the
hold-up?' The policeman replies: 'The Prime Minister is so depressed he's stopped his motorcade and is threatening to douse himself with petrol and
set himself on fire. 'He says no one believes he can get us through the credit crunch. So we're taking up a collection for him.' The lobbyist asks:
'How much have you got so far?' The officer replies: 'About 40 gallons, but a lot of people are still siphoning."
[edit on 22-10-2008 by Deson]