To those who insist on writing their life stories on bathroom walls

As a preface the only time I'd ever remotely consider using a public bathroom is when their is no realistic alternative. I.E no nature, no car keys or darkened alleyways.

It isn't the filth -- well not totally anyway. Not even the bacterial threat, nor ready supply of viral traps. And I've been around enough to passively dismiss the occasional, "Oh good lord!" from my similarly afflicted neighbors in the surrounding stalls.

But what really angers me are the "witty" poetic dissertations that flank the interior of the stalls. Drawings that would make pre-schoolers flinch. Its the reality of it all you see.

"Mark V was 'ere LOL"

Or various political rants that they'd never have the heart to utter in public. Or again, the impromptu pearls of wisdom which I am condemned to carry with me the rest of my life.

"Every hole's a goal"

Ghastly.

Sure I'll admit that most of them are pretty bad but you'll on a rare occasion find a gem. I can name 2.

"Reunite Gondwanaland!"

"U.S. out of North America!!"

LOL gosh i have seen some in my day, though i do admit when i was a young teen i would think it was also funny to write on the loo walls,


Asala woz ere and you where not

and love hearts with BF's names in them lol

But i get ya as an adult it can get pretty annoying

Once my husband was in a mens' room where there was written on the wall:

"I f***** P.L. (her entire name was used) here."

Then written underneath it by a different person was:

"So did I".

LOL this was a person we knew!

This actually reminds me of something I read on the stall once...never can forget it.

Here i sit broken hearted,
came to sh*t but only farted!

Other than that, I can't stand it when people write dirty websites or phone numbers like "call 888-999-7777 for a good time!"

Here i sit broken hearted,
came to sh*t but only farted!

Strangely, the exact same phrase is written at work over here.