The Political Overlord List

Most should be familiar with the Evil Overlord List

Seeing how it's election season, I wonder if we could break the tension put our tinfoiled heads together and come up with a Political Overlords list by creating a list of (humerous) political and election-time cliches. Let's see if we can get it to 100 entries!

I'll start:

1. I will learn how to pronounce words like "Strategy" and "Nuclear"

2. I will learn how many states are in the nation whose leadership I am running for.

3. I will not choose a running mate who embodies everything I hate about my opponant.

4...?