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Man caught making sweet love to car wash vacuum cleaner!

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posted on Oct, 18 2008 @ 07:29 PM
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I really don't know what to say.

I guess the old wet-vac at home wasn't "cutting" it any more.



THOMAS TOWNSHIP, Mich. (AP) _ Police say a Michigan man has been arrested after "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a car wash.

The Saginaw News reports the 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was arrested Thursday in Saginaw County's Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.

Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger says a resident called to report suspicious activity at the car wash about 6:45 a.m. An officer approached on foot and caught the man in the act.

The suspect, whose name wasn't immediately released, is being held in the Saginaw County Jail.

ap/newsday

edit: before anyone gets clever, I live in DC.

[edit on 10/18/2008 by schrodingers dog]



 

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posted on Oct, 18 2008 @ 07:42 PM
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lol now that's funny

personally, i don't find vacuum cleaners sexually attractive but ah well, i guess he'd developed a friendly rapport with it over the years.

i can only hope that the vacuum was of sound mind and mature enough to make the decision to accept his sexual advances



posted on Oct, 18 2008 @ 07:45 PM
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Life sucks.....too bad that sucking wasn't enough for this guy.

Are they going to charge the car wash with solicitation?

What more can be said? :shk::shk::shk:



posted on Oct, 18 2008 @ 07:47 PM
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Originally posted by skeptic1

Are they going to charge the car wash with solicitation?

What more can be said? :shk::shk::shk:


maybe they should

after all he did have to put quarters in it to get it started






posted on Oct, 18 2008 @ 07:50 PM
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I wonder if he went for the "undercarriage" option.
It's a little extra but TOTALLY worth it.



posted on Oct, 18 2008 @ 08:00 PM
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They misspelled "HOES"



posted on Oct, 18 2008 @ 08:55 PM
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Originally posted by schrodingers dog
I wonder if he went for the "undercarriage" option.
It's a little extra but TOTALLY worth it.


And you would know this...how?



On Topic...Holy Crap, what motivates a human to do something so off the wall...


A co-worker introduced me to this story...really illustrates the fact that there are some strange ones out there...and some are proud of it...


A man who claims to have had sex with 1,000 cars has defended his "romantic" feelings towards vehicles.

I loved my first car...but not that much...



posted on Oct, 18 2008 @ 09:00 PM
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I know they are called "tail pipes", but that is not what they are intended for.

Oh, well, to each his own..... :shk:



posted on Oct, 19 2008 @ 04:27 AM
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Well this creates a new level of WRONG..
and just plain EWWWW.
That's gonna make a lot of people think twice before they use a hose to vaccume out their car.



posted on Oct, 19 2008 @ 05:31 AM
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Originally posted by AccessDenied
Well this creates a new level of WRONG..
and just plain EWWWW.
That's gonna make a lot of people think twice before they use a hose to vaccume out their car.


We're calling them "hoes" on this particular thread, vacuum hoes.



posted on Oct, 19 2008 @ 03:33 PM
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Oh man, you have COMPLETELY ruined Airwolf for me. I used to love that show, but I'll NEVER be able to watch it in the same light again. I need a drink. I need lots of them. :w:



posted on Oct, 19 2008 @ 04:58 PM
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omg lol

i can see him having a fantasy

some 70s porn music is playing. he has a disco ball above his bed, which is one of those big round spinning showcase floors that elevates the cars a few feet. on top of them, laying all sexy-like are a couple of cars draped with feather boas.

he walks up and slaps one on the rear bumper and says, "so i see you brought your friend. mind if i join you?"


lol then the helicopter from airwolf shows up for more naughty time fun



i can honestly say i don't understand that guy at all lol



posted on Oct, 19 2008 @ 06:52 PM
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All right people, let's stay on topic here.

This thread is about sex with car wash vacuum hoes.
Not sex with cars.

That's disgusting.



posted on Oct, 19 2008 @ 07:31 PM
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lol

i wonder if that guy has dreams about the dyson ball vacuum

like he'll wake up sweating in the middle of the night screaming, "it pivots on a ball! it can go anywhere!"


i seriously don't understand why some people do the things they do. it's beyond my level of reason to figure out why he thought it was a good idea, and most especially an uncontrollable urge.



posted on Oct, 19 2008 @ 07:45 PM
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I'm sure it all started with a dustbuster "mishap" and went downhill from there.



posted on Oct, 19 2008 @ 09:15 PM
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All I can say about this is: ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

But it did bring to mind the scene in Spaceballs, "Mega Maid, she's gone from suck to blow!!!"

What the hell was this idiot thinking??????



posted on Oct, 19 2008 @ 09:25 PM
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Originally posted by JaxonRoberts
Spaceballs


HA!




posted on Oct, 20 2008 @ 08:32 AM
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Originally posted by JaxonRoberts

What the hell was this idiot thinking??????


probably the same thing some chinese dude got caught doing to a *small* hole in a park bench (the type of bench that has no back on it, its just a bench seat of steel)

apparently he wanted to celebrate the opening of the olympics and when things swelled he er, kinda got stuck and needed the fire'ies to help him

he must be related to this guy who found a novel use for a vacuum cleaner. what the hell kind of perverted person would even contemplate such things on a serious level, let alone go through with it.

although i think its more humiliating to be named as the dude who got stuck in a *small* hole





[edit on 20/10/08 by Obliv_au]



posted on Oct, 20 2008 @ 08:49 AM
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Oh my good god...



The poor idiot.... haha!

I think he took this saying a wee bit to seriously " any hole is a goal "

Thanks, thats made me smile a whole lot


[edit on 20-10-2008 by Oni x x]



posted on Oct, 20 2008 @ 09:01 AM
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I can't see a big difference between doing that and using a pump, both perform the same sucking action but the hose is a just a little more crude.



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