ND Baptist church offering to buy children!!!, page 1
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Topic started on 18-10-2008 @ 07:39 AM by Haiku


reply posted on 18-10-2008 @ 08:04 AM by soldiermom
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I hope this isn't true but the disclaimer at the bottom of the page makes it sound authentic. It sounds like they're trying to build an army!

It also sounds like they're a little prejudiced. The pay scale is like a slap in the face to African Americans.

This can't be legal. This is akin to people buying babies off the black market.




reply posted on 18-10-2008 @ 08:16 AM by noobfun
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not come across them before then ^_^

its a satirical website that laughs at and parodies the outrageous crazy views of the funndie brigade


reply posted on 18-10-2008 @ 09:28 AM by noobfun
take a look at the "Kristian Kids Korner" and have a read of "what christian kids want to know"

www.landoverbaptist.org...

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it is an extremly well done site and has been up for years, they also have a few youtube videos to go with it

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Landover Baptist Pastor Preaches to Atheists
uk.youtube.com... **had me in tearss of laughter literally**


they also have do or are linked with www.whitehouse.org...


reply posted on 18-10-2008 @ 09:45 AM by Haiku
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That says's it was on CNN ? Does that look superimposed? Could this possibly be real?

I watched that video you posted, and I couldn't stop laughing after I heard "talking green testicle" LOL


reply posted on 18-10-2008 @ 09:59 AM by noobfun
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speaking at an athiests rally yes deffinatley true

on CNN ... no i think they added that bit for comedy value


reply posted on 18-10-2008 @ 01:13 PM by erin5764
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This is a joke and the site was done by a guy named by Chris Harper! It is sick, but not a real church.


reply posted on 19-10-2008 @ 10:31 AM by noobfun
reply to post by erin5764



i love the way youve phrased that

usually everything after the but is bad thing

im fine but the cars totaled

we got drunk but then bob fell over

like every church should be expected to be sick lol

ill give ya a star for that rofl
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