Where's Your Dad?

I just read this and got such a good laugh that I had to pass it on...

Concerned when one of his most reliable workers doesn’t show up, the boss calls the employee’s home. The phone is answered by a giggling child.
“Is your dad there?”
“Yes.”
“May I speak to him?”
“No.”
“Well, can I speak to your mom?”
“No. She’s with the policeman.”
Alarmed, the boss says, “Gosh.” Well then, may I speak with the policeman?”
“No. He’s busy talking to the man in the helicopter that’s bringing in the search team.”
“My Lord!” says the boss, now really worried. “What are they searching for?”
“Me,” the kid chortles.

Readers Digest, Oct 2008
Originally submitted by D. Stewart