Obama actually North Korean Cyborg

Greeting fellow ATS members,

It has recently been revealed to me by sources which i am unwilling to currently name, that presidential candidate Obama is actually an advanced North Korean humaniform Cyborg sent to take down the U.S. from the inside. i have been paid a large sum of money to monitor the electromagnetic pulses emitting from it. Though i do have scruples, it was alot of money, so i do not know what should to.

Yours Sincerely SlyKiwi

Posts like these are what I expected when I signed up on ATS.

Shows us what you have from it so far, and we'll go from there.

Greetings fellow ATS'er,

It has recently been revealed to me by sources which I am unwilling to currently name, that YOU are actually a human/pumpkin hybrid. Easily spotted with bold, ludicrous claims. These claims obviously are totally unsubstantiated, because, as we all know, your life would be in danger! duh...

My sources also inform me to now totally ignore this thread with the small hope that it will be closed before it turns into another 30 page farce.



Yours Conspiracily


Chadwickus.

Originally posted by Chadwickus
Greetings fellow ATS'er,

It has recently been revealed to me by sources which I am unwilling to currently name, that YOU are actually a human/pumpkin hybrid.

Whereas my sources are telling me that the OP is actually a human/troll hybrid created with the aim of taking ATS down from the inside.

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I think they are reproducing.... We are doomed!

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Thank you for this information.

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