Originally posted by theotherhawkbut after that I experienced for the longest time even occasionally in my adult hood weird crackling
inside my right ear.
OK. I am going to work you up to the ear crackling-but to do it I have to do it in story form so you'll understand as much as I do about it-to pull
your own conclusions.
When I was little we'd go under the church, down the long hallway, through the brick wall, to a slow moving mine cart, into a decontamination room,
then out to the ramp in the cavern and onto a space travelling craft-which was sorta blocky/rectangularish, wait for our time slot, up through the
mountain top, reach orbit, and lock into stasis for (what I were told but never awake for) the month and a half trip to go see our friends-the
And when we'd get back, my brother and father's (himself a teen) task was to scrub me down as well as themselves-everyone, we'd go back the way we
came and go home.
And my dad would make me pee in a cup and he'd put it in my ears.
End of story.
Well, there was one time I had an ear infection and he did the same thing too. I asked my brother why my dad doesn't use his pee in my ears-cause he
was using his urine for his own. He said he could but ones own is stronger to ones own.
Now the decontamination room was obviously a two way deal. Don't bring anything-don't bring anything back. Makes sense. But-there is nothing in
there for the ears. Maybe it were a precaution-the after trip ear treatments.
However......the other week I was up at a lake and I started thinking about how long ago when my uncle was with some people taking care of Ness that
my brother (his son before the accident, which then made him my brother) told me she is in a series (I don't remember the number). A space ship was
picking her up for ?? a tune up or something.
Anyways that is not my point. My point is that at the lake I got this weird feeling that she had had twins and they were there.
But-when I got home for days my ears were crawling and crackling. So I thought commonsense like that I picked up a water parasite. I tried to ignore
it. But from an earlier trip to the lake I had had a dream that focused minutely on my ears, and on each one a pulsing heartbeat from a cancerous
shaped form. Microscopically.
Well that was all fine and good. But after the last lake trip it was bothering me. My advanced hearing was EXPOUNDING. My ears were crackling.
Something was moving. It felt like maybe growing. Not pleasant anymore.
I had been thinking for sometime about the urine in the ears, and by the chance that it was an ant-or worse a spider laying eggs; I got over my
inhibitions and just did it.
And it went away.
So take it for what it is,
leave it if you must,
I wouldn't illy lead you,
and if you have a bug,
you should just...
suffocate with your posion,
as were it not a fuss,
you'd not be in discomfort,
you must, you must, you must,
put urine in your ear.