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posted on Oct, 13 2008 @ 06:28 PM
I have noticed that we can be very creative with our insults and an old classic can be very effective when used right. Here is a chance to vent or share with us some of your favorite insults that others can take away and use when appropriate.

Some might be old gems like
"You ought to be shot* and your clothes burnt!"
Or hidden in a spoonerism like
"You are a shining wit"
and then the less subtle
"You are as dumb as dog faeces*"

I am not suggesting any insult should be used here with members, but in every day activities.

* can be replaced with non T&C accepted words

Remember when posting PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE be mindful of T&C

posted on Oct, 13 2008 @ 06:30 PM
your so blind jesus couldnt cure you.

im not calling you dumb but jesus christ the kid is 3 and he got it faster.

posted on Oct, 13 2008 @ 07:19 PM
I'm not really good at insults, believe it or not.

Cupcakes anyone?

But I have one in my sig.. I guess you could classify it as an insult:

rods = STUPID/orbs = STUPID-ER

And on behalf of our friend, LateApexer, here's a couple of her best:

I give up, have fun with your thread...

I hope your vapid caveman viewpoint was meant as a joke, if not....HAVE HIM SHAVED, BATHED, CASTRATED and brought to my rooms!


posted on Oct, 13 2008 @ 07:27 PM
I like this one...

I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire!

how about the ol' classic

You're as dumb as a box of rocks

or this one...

Here's a quarter. Call someone who cares.

However, it costs more than a quarter these days, and I haven't made a call on a pay phone for such a long time that I don't know what it costs now.

in all honesty... I don't like to insult, it opens it up to get the same in return.

So for balance I will give some compliments

Vikingant... What a creative idea for a thread.

N. Tesla: Jeus funny stuff dude...

Rush: Awww... I want a cupcake....

posted on Oct, 13 2008 @ 07:51 PM
These are good. I am sure to use them when appropriate. I personally dont usually like to insult, but a quick, well time clever response is sometimes better than a full tyrade of abuse...

Keep 'em coming....

posted on Oct, 13 2008 @ 08:05 PM
"If 500 monkeys typed for 5 minutes....eventually one would have made this post."

posted on Oct, 13 2008 @ 09:24 PM
"I fart in your general direction!" Courtesy of John Cleese/Monty Python.

posted on Oct, 13 2008 @ 09:29 PM
reply to post by VIKINGANT

I've only had the opportunity (read felt compelled) to outright insult someone (actually the same 'someone' now that I think about it) twice. They are first-person-personal and go like this:

"Okay, Diminuntive for Richard-Head..." and "If you say so, Copulation Face" NOTE: the second one got me my first *snip*, but it was worth it

posted on Oct, 13 2008 @ 09:43 PM
reply to post by TheWayISeeIt

Both very good. Richard Cranium had always been a favorite of mine...I am glad it is still being used....
Another one is ...."Do you want a tissue to wipe the (faeces) you are dribling down your chin..."

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