There is a new threat on the horizon, and it hasn't gotten nearly enough attention; this destroyer of worlds is known as the Duh-pocalypse.
Duh-pocalypse = when the number of idiots exceeds the number of thinkers in any given area, be it worldwide or in your very own home.
The duh-pocalypse doesn't have to be a worldwide phenomenon...it can happen while you are all alone (just turn on the TV and tune in to "The
Hills"...you'll see what I mean.)
I should make it clear that I'm no genius myself (I once walked into a one-story building and asked where the elevator was), and I'm certainly no
elitist/buzzkill/prissy pants. I love, LOVE anything that is absurd, silly, ironic, or just plain funny, as evidenced by the following:
I firmly believe that a well-placed fart is just about the funniest....thing...EVER (if you think me juvenile, well...you're a poopy-pants.)
I would inflict bodily harm on anyone who blocks the TV while any of the following are on:
Monty Python, Little Britain (eh eh ehhhhh), Robot Chicken, Dumb & Dumber, Jackass: The Movie, and Borat.
I am left weak in the knees by anyone, including me, who slips and/or falls (and is left unhurt, of course).
That being said, the following are a few examples of my own personal experience of the current Duh-pocalypse:
A post on ATS containing the word "ludacris" rather than "ludicrous;" I'm 99.9% sure that it wasn't used in an ironic sense. Hell, for all I
know, the poster may have been Ludacris' cousin, Rickdiculous (apologies to SNL for cribbing this line).
George W. Bush ("strategery", that "hee hee hee" laugh, etc.)
A conversation I had with someone who breathlessly recounted her tale of being forced to "evaporate" to escape the wrath of Hurricane Gustav.
Man, I could go on and on, but I just KNOW that many of my fellow ATSers have experienced the Duh-pocalypse in some form, so I would really love to
hear about it.
Please, do tell
Ezzi
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