I'm back after all this time off the internet. I have been busy with other things. Just a note to what is new with me. I have moved from Illinois to Oklahoma and I and Quazar broke up after that time. But, I have now started dating a new reptilian whom is all reptilian with no part dracnian in him or the like. His name is Reptan. He is warm, sincere and charming in his personality and maybe this time I can get a picture because I already have one. Anyway... talk to the thread next week. Just thought I'd tell ya'll the good news on I am dating a reptilian again. (Another one....)

To the OP:

Put the drugs down and seek mental help immediatly.

Just when I thought I had seen it all. You get not one, but two reptile alien lovers??? Some girls have all the luck. My wife just got regular old human me and all I got was.....a woman who isn't insane.

This is utter garbage and does nothing to put a more positive spin to those of you who truly believe in aliens here on earth. That's bad enough without claiming that you got knocked up by one. This has left the realm of the mildly humerous into the truly sad.

WOW LADY what is it that you smoke lmfao what ever it is it must be really good stuff

Wow, there are some nuts on this board.

Originally posted by usapolecat
I and Quazar broke up after that time. But, I have now started dating a new reptilian whom is all reptilian with no part dracnian in him or the like.

Reptilians are like buses.

You wait for years for one to appear and then two come along at once!

This thread is pure joy

By now you should have had your child, and he/she would be a hybrid, I assume. I'm interested in knowing what characteristics of each parent he/she has. Is your child a shape-shifter too? Does he/she have any trouble maintaining the human form?

SpeedBump

Okay so you have a reptilian ex husband, grey alien back specialists, a new reptilian boyfriend,

Whos your dentist? sasquatch?

Wow, how did I miss this epic thread? It's got everything: reptilians, grey doctors, inter-species love making, terrible spelling and grammar, a break up, a new relationship and '___' all rolled into one magnificent package.

Do I believe it? Absolutely not, no way.

Am I fascinated?



Alright, so Pole give it to me straight. What kind of "equipment" are we talking about here? Like, are we talking like a beer bottle, a 2 liter bottle, or something even more drastic? Did it hurt the first time? How long did it take for you adjust? Or does he just like shape shift it into a human form for your comfort? Would you compare it to an alligator's more or to an iguana's?

You told that you have a mark on your rist. can we see a picture of that?



[edit on 21-5-2010 by _SilentAssassin_]

pretty funny USA "polecat"

in "skunkworks"

polecat being a hillbilly term for skunk.

The "lovebite" thing is priceless. That would have to be one vicious bite for the scar to last a lifetime. Did it require medical attention or are reptillian mouths more sanitary than humans.


Funny stuff


Later

Your reptilian husband have any single brothers?
I'd love to meet them

Originally posted by DarthChrisious
LMAO!!!


You know what sold me? His name - Quazar. I was skeptical at first. But once I saw the 'Z' in his name, I knew it was legit. It's a little known fact that reptilians put 'Zs' in the name to pay homage to their all-time favorite TV show - Kidz Incorporated.

Reptilians find the 1980s totally tubular.

I thought a reptilian's favourite show would be V or maybe Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.