posted on Oct, 7 2008 @ 03:02 PM
Star and Flag Please...Important information inside...
Being a member here for a short time I have come to notice the redundancy of some posts, the idiocy of some claims, and the repugnant arrogance of
some comments. So I took to time out to come up with a solution that would help the community who has vital information and thoughts to offer, as
well as my cause. Being mostly an ATS viewer/contributor, I began to look at the name of the site I am at so much: AboveTopSecret. But what does it
mean to be "above top secret?" I would suppose that anything out of the norm that is not openly discussed in society...providing vital information
that one would need to understand various factal views of the world today. So without further ado, I present to the entire ATS/BTS Community the
effort I have went through to help out:
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And if you act within the next 24 hours, I will throw in the revolutionary Cow-Dung-A-Tron! This additional attachment will instantly
reach out through your internet connection and slap the dog-mess out of the individual claiming dis-info and spreading random idiocy.
So you get two Cow-Dung-O-Meter's and one Cow-Dung-A-Tron for the unbelievably low price of $19.95.
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