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New Presidential Candidate... It's someone we know!

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posted on Oct, 10 2008 @ 07:09 PM
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reply to post by Chukkles
 


**Shaking in fear**
VOTE 1 FOR CHARLES!!....
Wait.. Why should I be afraid? I have an attack trained hamster on staff....not to mention an assasin Koala.
Sic 'em guys!!




posted on Oct, 10 2008 @ 07:12 PM
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Don't you mean a trained "attacked" hamster?

So, I need to dig up dirt on yet another person.....guess Monkeybus ran away when I posted their true identity.


[edit on 10/10/2008 by skeptic1]



posted on Oct, 10 2008 @ 07:22 PM
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Now i need a running mate, anyone?



posted on Oct, 10 2008 @ 07:25 PM
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I have to say, that even though I am supporting and working for the other side, I like the monkeys on that shirt.



posted on Oct, 10 2008 @ 07:28 PM
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Join the dark side, Skeptic1.

We have IceCream and Beer




posted on Oct, 10 2008 @ 07:31 PM
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Nice try handbag...Oops Monkeybus.
Skeptic1 knows where her loyalties are. Besides, we have cupcakes and Kahlua....



posted on Oct, 10 2008 @ 07:39 PM
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Cupcakes, Kahlua, and koalas....what more could a girl ask for in life???



posted on Oct, 10 2008 @ 07:52 PM
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My bill board.



[edit on 10-10-2008 by monkeybus]



posted on Oct, 10 2008 @ 08:02 PM
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That's kinda creepy.

A lizard or frog (kinda hard to tell) in a tinfoil hat and a monkey head and threats of abduction......that's fear-mongering!!!

Where's our billboard?? Didn't Rush recruit someone to do that??


[edit on 10/10/2008 by skeptic1]



posted on Oct, 10 2008 @ 08:06 PM
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Originally posted by skeptic1
That's kinda creepy.

A lizard or frog (kinda hard to tell) in a tinfoil hat and a monkey head and threats of abduction......that's fear-mongering!!!

Where's our billboard?? Didn't Rush recruit someone to do that??
[edit on 10/10/2008 by skeptic1]

Where IS orange-light? It should be done by now.....
What happened to Schrodingers Dog? we are losing staff everywhere...

We have to organise a raid on Monkeybus headquaters and see if they have been abducted already....

[edit on 10/10/2008 by VIKINGANT]



posted on Oct, 10 2008 @ 08:30 PM
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Bahahaha!



posted on Oct, 10 2008 @ 08:35 PM
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This is getting nasty.


Where is the rest of the ticket??? The rest of the staff??? Hell, where are those ray guns we were promised??



posted on Oct, 10 2008 @ 08:39 PM
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ROFL. OK Credit where it is due. that is hillarious!!!

Now back to business.....
What are your demands for thier safe return? This is my last offer for a peaceful resolution....
**unlocks ray gun cabinet**



posted on Oct, 10 2008 @ 09:16 PM
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Ok I'm back.

Should I write the speeches in Aussie speak or in the queen's English?



posted on Oct, 10 2008 @ 10:23 PM
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No worries guys, Rush is here.

I found a few of monkeybus' demonstraters outside, lookin all like they wanted to abduct me or something, so being that I'm having another one of those nights, I dropped kicked each of the slimey little reptiles and now have three new purses.......you like?








Rush
VP-DD/UR



posted on Oct, 10 2008 @ 10:26 PM
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Very nice.....just make sure they don't shape-shift back while you sleep. Stick them in the freezer or something.....reptiles don't do that well in the bitter cold. You can out run them if they turn back.....



posted on Oct, 10 2008 @ 10:30 PM
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Originally posted by skeptic1
Stick them in the freezer or something.....reptiles don't do that well in the bitter cold.


I am LMAO right now. Stick them in the freezer.........I love it!

R..........



posted on Oct, 10 2008 @ 11:32 PM
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Right, I've got my political speechwriter avatar on.

How's this for a start:

"Ladies and Gentlemen,

We have the answer to all your questions:

Yes with an "if", No with a "but"



That's pretty much it.



posted on Oct, 11 2008 @ 06:31 AM
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So far so good SD, that must have taken you forever to write. Genius! We are sure to pull in the votes with that. Don't forget to make me sound really smart.

And it does appear that you are feeling better, eyes are good, the fur came back, it's as if nothing ever happened. whewwww

Rush
V.......



posted on Oct, 11 2008 @ 06:47 AM
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Good work SD. You might want to throw in a few "definite maybes" and at least one "I'll look into it"
Feel free to make it as occker as you like. If the yanks cannot understand it, they wont be dissapointed.
It is great to have you back. Looks like the break did you good!!!







 
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