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New Presidential Candidate... It's someone we know!

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posted on Oct, 6 2008 @ 09:55 PM
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There's an effort to elect an unknown random person as President... and it's someone we know! Watch this online video about the surprising new nominee.

Come on everyone. Lend your support to this previously unknown.




posted on Oct, 6 2008 @ 10:02 PM
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Pretty cool, I was ready to vote for ya.

How do they get the name in the tattoo?



posted on Oct, 7 2008 @ 01:53 AM
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I'm glad you liked it. If it was that convincing maybe it should go ahead after all.....

How do they get the name in the tattoo?

Don't ask questions and I wont have to lie to you.....Some things you just dont want to know.



posted on Oct, 7 2008 @ 06:03 PM
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LMAO!!!!!! I love it. Can I be your Palin?......and don't say "you betcha!"

I can't wait to show this to my neice, who really does want to become president. Great site.

Rush



posted on Oct, 7 2008 @ 08:24 PM
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Hey Rush!

You betch...I mean...The job is yours! But you have to promise to make ridiculous statements, and seem to not know what you are talking about...You sure you are up to it?



posted on Oct, 7 2008 @ 08:26 PM
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Originally posted by VIKINGANT
reply to post by hsur2112
 

Hey Rush!

You betch...I mean...The job is yours! But you have to promise to make ridiculous statements, and seem to not know what you are talking about...You sure you are up to it?


No shooting furry animals from a helicopter either.
Please?



posted on Oct, 7 2008 @ 08:34 PM
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Originally posted by schrodingers dog
No shooting furry animals from a helicopter either.
Please?

Its all good and the darts have been confiscated!!! You can rest easy.



posted on Oct, 7 2008 @ 08:55 PM
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So it's settled,

It's a VIKING-RUSH 2008 write-in campaign.

I'll start working on the petition.
Tomorrow.



posted on Oct, 7 2008 @ 09:01 PM
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Oh, you silly joe six-packs. This soccer mom will get her 8 yr. old to start helping me with my speech. First I'd better brush up on the Bush doctrine, do you have an extra copy? I used mine to write my grocery list on.

So what are we? Liberal? Conservative? Right? Left? In the Center? On the Fence?

VP Rush



posted on Oct, 7 2008 @ 09:55 PM
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OK. Skeptic1 has accepted the position of chief strategist. Her credentials checked out fine.

Rush,
If it weren't for the splinters, our position would be planted firmly on the fence...

[edit on 7/10/2008 by VIKINGANT]



posted on Oct, 7 2008 @ 10:03 PM
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Ok then, I'll sit on the fence and you just stand up next to it, or wherever skeptic tells us to sit. And remind SD to leave that freakishly freaky thing at home or I'll take care of his right side too!

VP Rush



posted on Oct, 7 2008 @ 10:08 PM
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I am happy to go with "liberally conservative free spirits"
Peace can be promised to the electorate, but as for the pre election battle, I will leave that in the hands of Skeptic.....Duck and cover people....


And remind SD to leave that freakishly freaky thing at home or I'll take care of his right side too!

Come on now. You 2 have to start playing nice if we are going to work together....

I cannot belive he made it the Avvy already...
Brilliant!!! I have more power than I thought......

Good work SD!!!


[edit on 7/10/2008 by VIKINGANT]



posted on Oct, 7 2008 @ 10:11 PM
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Thank you mr. president.




posted on Oct, 7 2008 @ 10:38 PM
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I'm tellin' ya, that freaky thing is going to scare away voters! I'll make some cupcakes to divert attention. What if the press catches wind of the whole dart thing? It will be the whole Chaney/hunting "accident" again. Skeptic needs to start stratigizing how to handle that and SD, start writing that speech about how it was your fault and that I had nothing to do with it.

Goodnight again.

VP
Domesticated Democracy



posted on Oct, 8 2008 @ 01:46 AM
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do yall ever think that the current economic crisis is like the crack wars of the 1980s??



posted on Oct, 8 2008 @ 05:01 AM
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Originally posted by AjunaLegend
do yall ever think that the current economic crisis is like the crack wars of the 1980s??

This is irrelevant, non sensical and refering to something 20 years old....I want you to head up my intelligence agency!!



posted on Oct, 8 2008 @ 06:40 AM
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As chief strategist, first order of business is a hat and some big sunglasses for SD. Nothing fancy, but something to hide the...um....uh....yeah. Big hat, big sunglasses.


That way, no one will be able to tell that our VP candidate can be vicious when slightly inebriated and accidently injure small, furry, harmless rodents when she's on the war path where men are concerned.

Imagine what PETA and the male voters would do to us if SD was seen in public all mangled up like that.... He need to be incognito until all that heals up.

If anyone does see him, well.....better get started on those cupcakes, Rush.

What's the platform? Need a platform to properly strategize.



posted on Oct, 8 2008 @ 07:37 AM
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A platform....hmmmm.

There's always: Protect the koalas
Or: Let's just fire up the printing press and print every american $10,000.
Or: We support Wall Street vigilante-ism
Or: We will NOT give into 2012 mongers
Or: We do NOT make deals with reptillians
Or: Soccer moms need hugs too

Just a few ideas.

VP Rush
Domesticated Democracy



posted on Oct, 8 2008 @ 07:40 AM
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oops DP

[edit on 8-10-2008 by hsur2112]



posted on Oct, 8 2008 @ 09:20 AM
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Originally posted by hsur2112
reply to post by skeptic1
 


There's always: Protect the koalas
Or: Let's just fire up the printing press and print every american $10,000.
Or: We support Wall Street vigilante-ism
Or: We will NOT give into 2012 mongers
Or: We do NOT make deals with reptillians
Or: Soccer moms need hugs too

Just a few ideas.

VP Rush
Domesticated Democracy


Ok....Protecting the Koalas.....Check



I like the money idea. I can spin that.

No to the Wall Street vigilante-ism.....voters may take that to mean that the folks on Wall Street can do whatever they want. Could get confusing....

2012 and Reptillians....good. We can campaign that the only good reptillian is a nice belt, a good purse, or a great pair of boots.


And, soccor moms....oh yeah. Soccor moms can whoop hockey moms any day of the week.


[edit on 10/8/2008 by skeptic1]



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