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Originally posted by YouAreDreaming
Wow... I didn't know my fish had such loathing for mankind, I just wish he'd stop channeling bubbles in my ear, it's annoying as hell.
Originally posted by Trustnoone1987
Happy October 7!!!
Only 24 hours left until we are safe....... until October 14? 16? I don't know there are too many dates.
Originally posted by YouAreDreaming
He wanted you to know that you were exactly 3 minutes away from death from the moment you posted.
Originally posted by dgtempe
I think im going to come up with my own Web Bot only i'm going to call it something else.
I need time but i will have a website for it and everything. I may also try to contact the Galactic Federation of Darkness, and write a couple of books and see where that takes me.
I see $$$$$$$$$$ signs!!!!!
Originally posted by Dock6
It's now 3.27 pm (mid afternoon) in Australia on Tuesday 7 October
Birds are tweeting, cats are napping, grasshoppers are hopping, flowers are blooming
All is well so please relax
Originally posted by YouAreDreaming
I have some really disturbing news regarding the events of October 7, 2008. President Bush through Executive order 55621 declared McDonalds fast food as healthy and our national emergency martial law economy crisis survival rations, and through this executive order, we must all now eat McDonalds three times a day, until the economy straightens out and we can afford Burger King again. The 700 Billion Dollar bail out will help subsidize certain impoverished communities who still cannot afford happy meals.
Originally posted by Trustnoone1987
Now that is truly frightening. Take my kids..... Just don't take away my Whoppers
Originally posted by Vanitas
And in Australia, it's already October 8th!