If aliens exist, why don't they use our Internet?

Why bother doing it themselves when they can channel someone fully capabale of posting on Youtube?

Oh, wait...

Theres no way that aliens would use the internet. They would get hooked on World of Warcraft and their entire civilization would crumble in a matter of months.

reply to post by YouAreDreaming


Is this thread meant to be tongue in cheek?
Given we know the nature of the internet and those who inhabit it, given we know that the internet is riddled with hoax material concerning UFO's, I don't really see the question being asked as being well conceived (if serious).

How would you suggest we qualify an ET website/ET information as being legitimate?

How does one separate it from a fanciful story such as Serpo or perhaps charlatans like the Ashtar Command, GFL etc?

What makes you think that they would be interested in disseminating important information via such a questionable medium?

Do they have any graphic designers on board to handle the images and website layout?

How do you suggest they create compatible jpeg's, gif's, png's without a terrestrial operating system such as Winblows, Linux, Unix, OSX.

Do they have any concept of aesthetics beyond that which is functional?

If the website wasn't well designed, would people just say it's a shoddy backyard job?

Do they have coders for the HTML, CSS, Javascript, ASP, PHP, SQL etc? For all we know those languages could be very foreign to them.

Do they have an OS that is even mildly compatible with our binary & alpha numeric systems?

If not, where will they buy a compatible computer that will give all the correct handshakes and communicate with a network correctly?

Do you know of any good computer bargains that include Shuttle delivery?

last but by no means least...

YouAreDreaming ... are you dreaming?


I'll leave the endless other logical questions for another time.

IRM

Originally posted by Chadwickus
reply to post by YouAreDreaming

 

Why don't we dream that the aliens can use the internet?

After all, we are all in one big dream...aren't we...?

You are catching on...

When you fully realize it, we can talk more.

Originally posted by InfaRedMan
reply to post by YouAreDreaming

 

YouAreDreaming ... are you dreaming?

IRM

Oh yes, I am dreaming. All I have ever done is dream. It's a constant.

As for Aliens and the Internet. First they would need to be here on Earth, with a knowledge of our technology, with the means to either steal/borrow/buy it, or create it themselves.

Then use it to communicate a message and upload it. If they are intelligent enough to traverse space, in highly technological space craft, and stealthfully abduct people.

Then they, if they desired to give us a message, could in theory use our Internet to deliver it.

Let me know when they post a link, k? Thanks

It may be the other way around some say we got the internet from a downed UFO

hOW DO YOU KNOW WE DONT ALREADY?

Is anyone out there into alien foreign exchange ?

Perhaps we could offer them Life insurance or trade a few illnesses or get rid of a few Auto wrecks cluttering up this planet or maybe into buying some polluted air of us so they can all be like us blessed with ignorance.

I know we could sell them a few cans of ignorance or a bottle of superstition mixed with a nip of fear.

But is there any monitory exchange out there or is it we are more civilised than any aliens.

The Mind boggles doesn't it when you think of our mentality about our universe.

I can just hear other in the universe who are touring around.

Oops captain, remember that Place called Earth somewhere around here don't go anywhere near there we may catch something.

And I can hear another say,

"Why an earth would you want to go near the Earth?"

The food is terrible and those "Human Primate Stakes" are so tough and tainted with their home made Pollution!

I simply won't eat human again give me a good lizard stake
any day!

Now come on.... wake up little primates, we got over internet some billion years ago. We explore Universes instead just for fun.

Well.....
If we fly lets say 100 light years away
Find a planet with people on it

Do you think we are naturally going to have the exact technology as them?

Thats the point..odd's are they will have something technology wise..un fathomable for us.

kinda like human languages..we are all humans..but we speak different languages.
even every culture is different.
hex code binary our math science everything will be different .

Other wise we are all programed to think exactly alike and no matter what
we think we can do..we will always do the exact same thing as the next race in the universe.
And then we would not be unique in the universe
If we all made the exact same kinds of technology.

ANT #1: If these giant theoretical organisms called "people" really existed, why don't they just communicate with us in a way we can understand, like the chemical trails?

ANT #2: Maybe they are keeping themselves secret, but will reveal themselves when the time is right.

ANT #3: I believe the Queen is keeping evidence of people hidden from the rest of us ants to avoid a panic.

ANT #1: You guys are no help at all.

reply to post by beforetime


Very true....

But one thing in common is the All...

We are all apart of the All.

The Universal Language is Geometry because we are geometry and dwell in geometry.

Our whole experience is Geometrical in everything, material and immaterial.

Only two base building blocks to Geometry...

Straight and curved or the combination of these two, there is no others.

See if you can find any others ???

All is Created on the opposite Binary if you like to call it that but binary is only one example of the opposites.

Internet... Well...

Not really state of the art technology is it ?

What will we have in another 2,000 years Microsoft and the internet ?

I don't think so than God...

reply to post by Nohup


Love your comments......

Has any Aliens posted in this thread yet? Come on! Use our internetz!

At least we use the internet, so that must make us Alien to those who do not.

Imagine a person who has never seen these Internets, and suddenly they are exposed to all the vast overwhelmingly deep trance like knowledge that actually does flow and clog these pipes.

But why use the internet when you can use wheat and barley?




[edit on 22-10-2008 by YouAreDreaming]

I'm not sure a visiting alien race would want to publicize its visits. Then again, who's to say they're not already using the internet? Remember, on the internet, no one knows you're a dog -- or an alien, I suppose.

Would any human primates, like to spend a few months in a cage of monkeys say for 12 months or more, living as the monkeys do, at your local zoo?

I guess that is what it would be like for your friendly alien, if they were to spend a bit of time with human primates on earth......LOL..



[edit on 23-10-2008 by The Matrix Traveller]

ummmm. have you ever thought of the fact that if they do exist they have probaably moved on far past the internet phase humans are in and 2 they probably have absolutly no ****ing clue of our language and how to speak read or understand it 3 i think they are much happier analy probing us anyway.

Because they have already been banned from the internet by Google. They've set up too many websites and added their Google adsense code and have been found guilty of clicking on their own ads. Google shut their account down and will not pay them. However, Google still took the money from the adwords advertisers and did not refund them.

This is all very aggravating as well, because i'm sure I could of made a fortune by setting up an alien porn *cough* adult website!

who said they didnt make it in the first place?

considering "aliens" are nothing but a cover story for our own futures free will hating artificial intelligences,what better way to control the human population that to get them all hooked up to a super network that allows any ai to control and manipulate with ease any aspects connected to that network?.

we are becoming dependant on the internet thus we can become depandant on those who can control the internet,ais.

the ais have a very good strategem,controling the flow of technology,they like to withold and supress tech that benifits us and promote tech that benifits them......hence why anti grav,scalar waves,free energy,mind control(thier main weapon who theyv succesfully framed the cia for creating and using),cures to various diseases such as cancer and aids ALL supressed for they benifit us to much!.
with anti grav we could escape our prison and colonize the solar system,but no they want us all here right where they have us!
whilst they supress they also promote certain techs such as mobile phone,radio,satellite,and just about everything else that invlolves creating a electromagnetic network they can hijack and use for thier own mind control.
the electronic media is also thiers so they can control our flow of information.....do you get the picture?.

the holy grail to defeated them is a time machine!,for with a time machine we will see that our time line is being controled absolutly by our own future,they fear that the most,one time machine well render us invincible and they will do anything to stop it,hence why CERN mysteriously malfunctioned delaying its operations by six months.....for it will reveal secrets that will bring us closer to creating a the holy grail of our species!

there are no such things as aliens so that why they don't post.....however angels do and here i am i am posting

That's like aliens saying if we exist why don't we use their "xxxxx", because we don't know how.