Nothing amuses the Major more than the proclamation of becoming an hero, well
except those that revel in heralding the imminent demise. To be honest, October 14th can't come soon enough for the Major, the only caveat being that
as soon as the 14th (and with any demonstration of fortitude Blossom Goodchild) pass, the next "date of doom" will be forthcoming post haste.
The Major prefers to use a calendar fro demarcating events that will occur, vice countdowns punctuated by ridiculous hand wringing.
Dismissed.


