It looks like you're using an Ad Blocker.

Please white-list or disable AboveTopSecret.com in your ad-blocking tool.

Thank you.

 

Some features of ATS will be disabled while you continue to use an ad-blocker.

 

Trees Contact Human, Explain Situation

page: 3
1
<< 1  2    4  5  6 >>

log in

join
share:

posted on Oct, 3 2008 @ 09:23 AM
link   
Is this going to be another one of those threads where I end up having to quote an entire movie just to get it closed or moved or deleted?

Last time I did this I nearly managed to quote an entire Monty Python film before the thread got closed.....




posted on Oct, 3 2008 @ 09:23 AM
link   
reply to post by TheLion
 


well clearly they cant be that wise, look how badly they have done *sighs*



posted on Oct, 3 2008 @ 09:25 AM
link   
Id say they just want to control us so we dont steal from them. So if we can control ourselves , respect them, ask them for their help, maybe we will see something happen. It cant be worse than right now, with them trying to depopulate us.



posted on Oct, 3 2008 @ 09:26 AM
link   

Originally posted by TheLion
For the record, no trees logged onto computer and typed with there twigs, lol. What are u guys on. Thats my next trip. I typed, I channeled.


If you're representative of the results of direct communication with the trees, I think I'll stick with my mammalian heritage for now, thanks.

I was hoping for enlightenment and intelligence and yet all I'm seeing an eco-aware message that, whilst admirable, I've already heard hundreds of times before crudely written using text speak.



posted on Oct, 3 2008 @ 09:28 AM
link   
If by small chance I was right. Why do u all want to suppress knowledge by ridicule. Your foolish , yet funny , humor is a sign of you fear and lack of comprehension



posted on Oct, 3 2008 @ 09:30 AM
link   
reply to post by TheLion
 


Just out of interest, what type of tree did you converse with? and how did you obtain the right communications channel? and how did you know it was the tree speaking and not something else?



posted on Oct, 3 2008 @ 09:31 AM
link   
Can someone please post relating to the article and not where it came from. Tell me where it fails. It is very far from reality as we know it.



posted on Oct, 3 2008 @ 09:31 AM
link   

Originally posted by TheLion
Id say they just want to control us so we dont steal from them. So if we can control ourselves , respect them, ask them for their help, maybe we will see something happen. It cant be worse than right now, with them trying to depopulate us.


I'd say you need to grow a spine, we should kick there ass out of this galaxy.



posted on Oct, 3 2008 @ 09:31 AM
link   
LOL, ahahaha, with what



posted on Oct, 3 2008 @ 09:32 AM
link   
Leaping from tree to tree! As they float down the mighty rivers of
British Columbia! With my best girl by my side!
The Larch!
The Pine!
The Giant Redwood tree!
The Sequoia!
The Little Whopping Rule Tree!
We'd sing! Sing! Sing!


Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

CHORUS: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lava-try.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lava-try.
On Wednesdays 'e goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea.

CHORUS

I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around.... In bars???????

CHORUS

I chop down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspendies and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he wears high heels
Suspendies?? and a .... a Bra????
(spoken, raggedly) What's this? Wants to be a *girlie*? Oh, My!
And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!

CHORUS

All: He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaaaayyy.....



posted on Oct, 3 2008 @ 09:37 AM
link   
reply to post by TheLion
 


With not looking at them as our Masters. Denounce them. They're parasites, we don't need em, they need us.



[edit on 3/10/08 by enigmania]



posted on Oct, 3 2008 @ 09:38 AM
link   
Why? when we can just work together. Learn from the trees man. They have been around longer than us.



posted on Oct, 3 2008 @ 09:41 AM
link   
reply to post by TheLion
 

well its rather important knowing the source of this tale and how you came to receive it. without that your story fails, simple as really, imho.

Well thats me done with this fairytale



posted on Oct, 3 2008 @ 09:44 AM
link   

Originally posted by Kryties
Is this going to be another one of those threads where I end up having to quote an entire movie just to get it closed or moved or deleted?

Last time I did this I nearly managed to quote an entire Monty Python film before the thread got closed.....


No, this is another one of those threads that get derailed by a member that registered in the last 4-5 months(Robbie Williams endorsement, said it would hurt ATS), because they think this is a youtube comment section, where everything has to be oh so funny and ridiculed.

Just look at that quote, and his posts, please ban this guy.

It's getting ridiculous, in every thread you see these people.



posted on Oct, 3 2008 @ 09:45 AM
link   
I just went out and said hello to the Bluegum tree outside my window. It dropped a branch on me followed by what can only be described as bird-doodoo.

Screw the trees.



posted on Oct, 3 2008 @ 09:47 AM
link   
reply to post by enigmania
 


errr.....are you referring to me there? That may be a dumb question but it is late here and ye olde brain isn't working as well as it should



posted on Oct, 3 2008 @ 09:49 AM
link   
reply to post by TheLion
 


Well, thousands of years of opression and supression create certain trust issues.

I don't trust this.

Why lie to us first, only to break down the lie later.



posted on Oct, 3 2008 @ 09:50 AM
link   
TheLion, take some time off for yourself because the burden of a psychedelic trip can be overwhelming for the savage mind. Collect your thoughts, write them down as honestly as possible (if you need to), talk to loved ones and slowly reconnect with society (find like minded people). If you are up to it, consider practicing meditation to tame your primal instincts, this way you can achieve inner peace, gain unprecedented clarity while ascending from a stagnant mind.



posted on Oct, 3 2008 @ 09:56 AM
link   
reply to post by Kryties
 


Keep going my friend, we might be able to set you a new record with this one....



posted on Oct, 3 2008 @ 10:03 AM
link   
Couldn't resist adding this one.....

Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand?! Honestly!

Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.

Brian: What?! Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!

Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!

Brian: Now, f*** off!

[silence]

Arthur: How shall we f*** off, O Lord?



new topics




 
1
<< 1  2    4  5  6 >>

log in

join