posted on Oct, 2 2008 @ 12:18 AM
1. Automatic massagers in all senate seats.
2. Immunity, immunity, immunity.
3. New 200 dollar silk ties for everyone.
4. Free lunches at the senate cafe, plus pudding.
5. Bush will personally brush out all of your toopes.
6. Remember those NSA recordings, what recordings?
7. You will NOT have to go quail hunting with Cheney.
8. We'll hook you up. We don't have diebold for nothin'
9. Neck tucks, free.
10. W will speak to God on each of your behalfs, really.
Please add your 'sweetener'.
[edit on 10/2/2008 by jpm1602]