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posted on Oct, 1 2008 @ 11:50 AM
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Does this mean we don't have to pay for the bailout?




posted on Oct, 1 2008 @ 11:50 AM
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Secret agent man .... Secret agent man.......common everyone sing.

I guess being seen and not being seen has been made not just a saying, I have been gone over 30 mins. now


Look ma I'm hollow man....LOL



posted on Oct, 1 2008 @ 11:52 AM
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reply to post by schrodingers dog
 


You're in the Doghouse for disrupting the space time continuum and flumoxxing the Overlord's Quantum Flux Generator.

Don't make us break out the Stasis Field on your butt.



posted on Oct, 1 2008 @ 11:53 AM
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Oh dear, this is on the "board" page:

Who's On - There are 4 registered members browsing AboveTopSecret.com domains

Aaaaaaaaaaah!

We are being disappeared!



posted on Oct, 1 2008 @ 11:53 AM
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This has happened to me also. I just made a post and it said I was on 47 min. ago. I'm still here.

I also noticed last night that posts that were just made by members weren't showing up. I know they do that with anon. posters, but didn't think it happened with members.

[edit on 1-10-2008 by Clark W. Griswold]



posted on Oct, 1 2008 @ 11:54 AM
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Originally posted by Badge01
reply to post by schrodingers dog
 


You're in the Doghouse for disrupting the space time continuum and flumoxxing the Overlord's Quantum Flux Generator.

Don't make us break out the Stasis Field on your butt.




I was only looking for treats.

I like treats.



posted on Oct, 1 2008 @ 11:54 AM
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Dont know if anybody has noticed, it also says that everyone registered on OCT 1st 2008...



posted on Oct, 1 2008 @ 11:55 AM
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Originally posted by schrodingers dog
Why does Sdog always get blamed for disrupting the space-time continuum?




I don't blame you. Personally I blame the Democrats, Republicans and the MSM.




posted on Oct, 1 2008 @ 11:55 AM
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Looks like no one is here...

Maybe they are trying to get rid of all of us to usher in a new breed of ATSers.



posted on Oct, 1 2008 @ 11:55 AM
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Double post....and I am not even here!!

[edit on 10/1/2008 by skeptic1]



posted on Oct, 1 2008 @ 11:58 AM
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Apparently these are the only people still in existence:

generaldisarray, Rogue Shadows, shadowblade, SkepticOverlord,

SO I get, what makes the others worthy of existence?
Other that they all have 0 posts.




[edit on 10/1/2008 by schrodingers dog]



posted on Oct, 1 2008 @ 12:00 PM
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So either it is correct and I no longer exist


Do any of us exist? I might be hallucinating all of this



posted on Oct, 1 2008 @ 12:03 PM
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Hey the NWO has taken over ATS......Beelzabub looks around nervously.....ssshhhhh if we are quiet they can't find us.

IT"S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT PEOPLE....run!



posted on Oct, 1 2008 @ 12:05 PM
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i am posting and the server tells me i have been here 56 minutes ago

some more minutes and i will be posting and being offline


this is scary



posted on Oct, 1 2008 @ 12:05 PM
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Kent Brockman: Hordes of panicky people seem to be evacuating ATS for some unknown reason. Professor, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for our members to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?

Professor: Yes I would, Kent.




[edit on 10/1/2008 by schrodingers dog]



posted on Oct, 1 2008 @ 12:07 PM
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Originally posted by orange-light
i am posting and the server tells me i have been here 56 minutes ago

some more minutes and i will be posting and being offline


this is scary





WWHHHHOOOOHHHAAAA they are sucking your life away one minute at a time Mate ..... time you'll never get back.


Run Forrest Run Forrest Run


Cheers



posted on Oct, 1 2008 @ 12:08 PM
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thanks kent brockmann
now i am posting offline

s-dog can you please hold my hand, i am really frightend

and it is not yet halloween!

doesn.t anybody know what's going on?



[edit on 1-10-2008 by orange-light]



posted on Oct, 1 2008 @ 12:10 PM
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Of course NASA is behind all of this. First they airbrushed the Apollo images... Now they are getting rid of some more anomalies.... The anomalies who call themselves ATS members...

The plot thickens.




posted on Oct, 1 2008 @ 12:11 PM
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Originally posted by orange-light
thanks kent brockmann
now i am posting offline

s-dog can you please hold my hand, i am really frightend

and it is not yet halloween!





Let's all hold hands till the bitter end!
Hopefully no one will be watching.



Sorry for breaking the universe everybody.




[edit on 10/1/2008 by schrodingers dog]



posted on Oct, 1 2008 @ 12:14 PM
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Relax:

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

source

Either that or god came across the babel fish again in another incarnation


The Babel fish is small, yellow and leech-like, and probably the oddest thing in the Universe. It feeds on brainwave energy received not from its own carrier but from those around it. It absorbs all unconscious mental frequencies from this brainwave energy to nourish itself with. It then excretes into the mind of its carrier a telepathic matrix, formed by combining the conscious thought frequencies with nerve signals picked up from the speech centres of the brain which has supplied them. The practical upshot of all this is that if you stick a Babel fish in your ear, you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language.


and:

Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mind-bogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God. The argument goes something like this:

"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."

"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves that you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. Q.E.D."

"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.

"Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.

source

So nothing to worry about.

Nothing to see here folks.

Just move along and all will be well.





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