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Intellectual Snaps

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posted on Sep, 29 2008 @ 04:11 PM
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Ok, so I am not sure why or how some ideas make their way into my brain, but this is what came to me today.

Intellectual Snaps.

In case you dont know what a "snap" is, it is basically controlled verbal abuse back and forth between two people. It is a creative, stress relieving outlet that two people agree to and then they take turns insulting one another. Normally, it is a back and forth point-couterpoint based on ever changing topics (such as stupid, fat, poor, etc).

So, rather than a street wise snap, lets see how many intellectual snaps come out. Choose any topic you like. The two that came to me were "stupid" snaps.

You're so stupid....

...if your intelligence quotient was a speed rating, it would be legal on most city roads.

...you thought "I Ching" was an autobiography.

I will add more if they come to me, but I look forward to seeing what you all can come up with as well.

So, SNAP BACK!




posted on Sep, 29 2008 @ 04:38 PM
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You're so stupid...

You thought the Wall Street Bailout was because the basements flooded in lower Manhattan!

You thought the New World Order was an alphabetical listing of Western Hemisphere Countries!

You thought Area 51 sat between Area 50 and Area 52!

(thought I'd use some ATS topics!)



posted on Sep, 29 2008 @ 05:10 PM
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I love the Bailout snap. Good job using top ATS subjects.



posted on Sep, 29 2008 @ 05:19 PM
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This one is funny, but at the same time scary because some think it's true!

Your so stupid...you think Alaska's proximity to Russia gives Sarah Palin Foreign Policy 'cred'!



posted on Sep, 29 2008 @ 05:20 PM
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Creative.


Though area 51 does sit between area 50 & 52.



posted on Sep, 29 2008 @ 07:03 PM
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OH SNAP!



posted on Sep, 30 2008 @ 10:24 PM
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Originally posted by kinglizard
Creative.


Though area 51 does sit between area 50 & 52.


Took the words right out of my mouth...

You're so stupid you thought LHC stood for Latin History Classes

(Somehow i think this will end up like Yo Mama
)



Roswell.



posted on Sep, 30 2008 @ 10:28 PM
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You're so stupid... you think The Blair Witch Project was a documentary!



posted on Sep, 30 2008 @ 10:46 PM
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You're so stupid you think all Australians drink fosters and ride kangaroos.



Roswell.



posted on Sep, 30 2008 @ 10:57 PM
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You're so stupid... you think Scientology is the study of science!



posted on Oct, 1 2008 @ 02:04 AM
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You're so stupid that when your image said 'rendering', you wondered where it was getting the concrete from.



Roswell.



posted on Oct, 10 2008 @ 12:19 AM
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You're so stupid...

You still want to have a beer with Dubya!



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