P.S.

"As an astronomer I don't believe in UFOs, but I can't honestly say what it is."

He's a good liar!

Filthy pervy greys, first they kill us and get high on our brain fluid, now they practice their filthy underwear fetishes on our planet! For shame...

I am particularly concerned for the poor woman who deposited the article on the lower left hand side (second row.) I am trying desperately to refrain from comments about how one can learn to "jog one's mammaries."

In the interest of good taste, I'll leave it there.