Post your Michael Jackson Jokes!

I got 2 M.J. jokes and they are good.

1. Did you hear about Micheal Jackson going into rehab?








He's try to quit his 12 year old crack habit.




2. Did you hear about M.J. having to go to the hospital.









He ate a 6 year old weiner.



LOL Post yours.

A little boys asks his mom "is god black or white?"
The mom answers "both."
The next day the boy asks is god a boy or a girl the mom answer both
Finally the boy asks Is god micheal Jackson?

How do you know what time is bedtime at Neverland???

When the big hand is on the little hand!!!!!!!!!!!


Did you hear about the MJ sale at K-Mart??

Boy's pants......half off!!

TA-DUM-DUM!

Thankyou, thankyou......I'll be here all week!

[Edited on 24-3-2004 by Facefirst]

Nice ones. For some strange reason they all seem to center on child molestation. Wonder why?

Originally posted by Hoppinmad1
Nice ones. For some strange reason they all seem to center on child molestation. Wonder why?

dude....where have u been?

Dude where have you been it's called sarcasm dammit.

Why did MJ call the Boyz to Men?





He thought they were a delivery service!

WHen we captured saddam, i thought we should dress him up as a young boy and send him to you know who

A guy just bought a car thats voice activated and listens to what the man says, so hes driving along and says "car give me some rock" and rock music came on, he went further down and said "car give me some country" and country came on he goes further down the street and these bunch of kids cut him off he goes " you Fking kids! and Micheal Jackson came on the radio. haha hope you guys like that one

[Edited on 27-3-2004 by ShadowMan]

Q: What do Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common?
A: Both get turned on by kids!!!


Q: What's soft and brown and sometimes found in little boy's diapers?
A: Michael Jackson's hand!


Janet and Michael Jackson were at home one night...
Janet: Shall we get a pizza and video tonight?
Michael: Yeah, ok, can we get Aladin?
Janet: No, just a pizza and video.

Originally posted by Pisky


Q: What's soft and brown and sometimes found in little boy's diapers?
A: Michael Jackson's hand!

Now that's funny.

hey hoppingmad1,

is that picture william hung? (his cd comes out 2day! 4/6/04)

That is the strange william hung. I enjoy all things crazy. I am just amazed if you type in his name on yahoo search 1,240,000 sites pop up. Thats friggin crazy.

Did any of you hear that Michael Jackson is remaking an old Elton John song??


"Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me"

what sis the woman say to jackson at the beach?


please get outta my son!

y does micheal jackson like 28 year olds?



becuae its twenty eight year olds. duh!

michael jackson is amazing who else can be born a black man and is gonna die a white lady

What does MJ pass around after dinner?
The Under 8's

What does MJ and Santa have in common?
They both empty their sacks in little kids rooms.

Why does MJ like twenty eight year olds?
Because there's 28 of them.

Whoops shows how much attention I payed to the post before mine.

[Edited on 1-5-2004 by UglyBoy]

I made this today. It's Jacko of Earth X.

What If.....

...he hadn't been abused by Joe?
...he hadn't been warped by Diana Ross?
...he never left the Jackson 5?
...he never spent millions of dollars on plastic surgery to look white?
...he never wanted to look like his sisters?
...he had never built Neverland Ranch?
...he grew up.

In a world of could've beens.....


Headline news. (Earth X)


May 1 2004
Los Angeles (Reuters) - Michael Jackson is greeted by thousands of fans today at the musicians home in L.A. His latest album "Next Dimension", which he recorded with P. Diddy and Prince has just gone multi-platinum. This is his 6th multi-platinum album in under 8 years. He is seen here smiling at the record studio. To his left (not shown) is his actress wife of 3 years, Beyonce Jackson.


[Edited on 5-1-2004 by darklanser]

I wanted to revive the michael jackson joke thread. Maybe there are some new ones out there. These are stinking hillarious anyways.

What's the difference between a grocery sack and Michael Jackson?


One of them is white, made of plastic and dangerous to children, and the other is for carrying groceries.