Hey not a bad Idea....
We can heard the beautiful ladies from the local malls, and bars, and downtown shops...
And into our state of the art vast human-milking facility...where they can enjoy a cocktail or two and feast on a light snack while they wait their turn...
And eventually, you will personally be greeted by our most dedicated group of professionals...Zeak, Billie-Boy, and Jed will make your "extraction" a most memorable experience. You'll be at peace of mind to know that these fine young men have been in the business for several years, and are world-renowned in their unique hands-on experience in your milking process.
Once you leave our facilities, you'll be able to take pride and boast to your friends and loved ones of the great contribution which you've become apart of, and you can rest assured that in shelves across this great nation of ours your very name along with the words REAL ORGANIC MILK, will be a product recognized as a high Grade AA quality, or BB, or maybe even DD.
[edit on 1-10-2008 by Gateway]
