Okay, I felt like crunching numbers. I'm a bloke - so I tried to crunch a trillion in terms of the average male... Don't blame me if the original
figures are a little smaller than you would like - they all came from
here.
I really wanted to do something with all those astronomical unit (AU) results, but to be honest I cant be bothered - make of it what you will.
Average male height: 1.77m
1.77 multiplied by a trillion is...1,770,000,000,000 meters
or 11.83171921 AU
Average male Weight: 78.2Kg
78.2 times a trillion = 78,200,000,000,000 kilogrames
or
Average male chest: 1.00m
1.00 times a trillion = 1,000,000,000,000 meters
or 6.68458712267060 AU
Average male Waist: 0.835m
0.835 times a trillion = 835,000,000,000 meters
or 5.58163024742995 AU
Average male Thigh: 0.54m
0.54 times a trillion = 540,000,000,000 meters
or 3.60967704624212 AU
Average male Hips; 0.92m
0.92 times a trillion = 920,000,000,000 meters
or 6.14982015285695 Au
Average flaccid penis length: 0.098806m
0.098806 times a trillion = 98,806,000,000 meters
or 0.66047731524259
Average erect penis length: 0.157734m
0.157734 times a trillion = 157,734,000,000 meters
or 1.05438666520732
Average testicle length: 0.0508m
0.0508 times a trillion = 50,800,000,000 meters
or 0.33957702583167 AU
Average testicle breath: 0.02032m
0.02032 times a trillion = 20,320,000,000 meters
or 0.13583081033267AU
Average testicle diameter: 0.03048m
0.03048 times a trillion = 30,480,000,000 meters
or 0.20374621549900 AU
Average male nipple diameter: 0.005588m
0.005588 times a trillion = 5,588,000,000
or 0.03735347284148 AU
Average ejaculatory Volume: 0.04 cubic meters
0.04 times a trillion = 40,000,000,000
or 1.333 times the volume of Antarctica.
Ejaculate Calorific Content: 5 cal
5 times a trillion = 5,000,000,000,000 5 cal
or 20,920,000,000,000 calories
or 20,920,000,000 kCals
or 435.83 tonnes of petrolium
or...5230 tonnes of TNT...
damn, I'm gonna say the bomb dropped on Hiroshima was rated at 15,000!
Thats like 1/3rd of all that power, so 1/3rd of a trillion... you know.
And sometimes that stuff gets wasted??
Sperm length: 0.0000004m
0.0000004 times a trillion = 400,000
or
FEEL FREE TO PULL THESE NUMBERS TO BITS - only I know how much I've actually drunk
:w:
[edit on 1/12/2008 by Now_Then]