Liquidation sale: 43 Nuclear ICBM's, Yellowstone N.P. and the Constitution of the U.S.

We need money guys.

What can we hawk on the global market?

Let's unload some of our WMD's, we still have more than enough to destroy the world several times over thanks to some forward thinkers in the pentagon.

Likely winning bidders will be Pakastan, Iran, India and China.


Yellowstone national park sits on a volcanic caldera. Let's sell it to the Japanese. Sure it's pretty now, but just you wait til the volcano blows then who'll be laughing?

HOw about the original signed copy of the Constitution? We're not using ours any more. We should be able to exchange it for that other worthless paper (Mortgage backed securities) on Wall Street (Those dummies will buy anything).

[edit on 23-9-2008 by In nothing we trust]

We can sell the refineries and off shore oil platforms to they Saudi's the own all the oil anyway.

the russians have been dying for access to area 51 i say we sell them a day pass surely they'd jump on that.

we can sell wall street and the capitol to the bankers..... opps sorry they already own it think we could trick'em and get them to pay us for it this time?

[edit on 9/23/2008 by Mercenary2007]

How about Bush? Surely someone could use a retarded Cowboy? Cheney as a hitman? Anybody wanna go hunting?

maybe Cheney would pay to use bush as target practice?

I'm thinking we make money off a US costume shop. Dick Cheney "Sneering" halloween masks, Dick Cheney "Snarling" halloween masks, and the ever popular reversible Dick Cheney "Sheerling" halloween masks, a pair of faom rubber buttocks with a hole large enough to fit fully over the wearer's face called the US Congressman (female buttocks model), or it's compatriot "The Senator" (male buttocks model, genitalia sold seperately), and the ever popular Average American costume complete with KY personal lubricant and an old wooden barrel with attached suspenders.

New: 535 Senators and Representatives, barely used, no integrity included, fully castrated! CHEAP!!

One U.S. President: "The Ten Trillion Dollar Man!", 2 terms served but barely used! (this item is part of a set: see below)

One Vice President: FIRESALE PRICE! Neocon war criminal edition! Shoots friends in the face "on accident"! Speaks 1 phrase: "**** you!" A must have for collectors!

One U.S. Supreme Court: Barely used, mint condition. Includes 9 incompetent judges hilariously called "Justices"! Sorry all power removed for your own safety! Does anything you tell it to!

etc.

reply to post by In nothing we trust


This made me laugh for the first time in days. Thanks for that.

I think we can sell Paulson and Bernanke Piñatas. When you hit them, Monopoly money comes falling out. Also in the extra large Cheney size.

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You have it backwards. Taxpayer, children, & grandchildren pinatas that get beaten for their money would be more appropriate. The sticks used to beat the money out of them could be Paulson & Bernacke models, however. (Sticks also would make suitable S&M "toys" as well.)

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Yes but only Politicians would want to buy them. We are going for a wider market here...

Double Post..

Sorry!

[edit on 23/9/08 by Lebowski achiever]

I really needed to laugh today more than you will ever know and this did it. Thank you, Thank you, Thank you.