posted on Sep, 22 2008 @ 08:58 PM
I just spoke with a reporter and found out it is her husband. His real name is Jimmy Dean and he's a real ham. Just last week, he assulted her in the
facial area in what authorities are calling a pork chop. As it turns out, she refused to press charges, saying he was just dis-GRUNT-led because she
was now a muslim and her pork free stance has disrupted their sex life. At this present time, local authorities are negotiating with Jimmy Dean A.K.A.
the "Baconator" for her release.