posted on Mar, 22 2004 @ 10:28 AM
Yeah, I can see that...
FADE from BLACK
SCENE: We see DRUNK sitting at a computer desk cluttered with PAPERS, CDs strewn around, BOTTLE of fine red wine, ASHTRAY with burning cigarette, lit
only by a single, small DESK LAMP. DRUNK is sipping wine from a WINE GLASS...
DRUNK: "Gee, a lot of short posts today."
FADE to BLACK
FADE from BLACK
Same SCENE: Now we see DRUNK drinking straight from the bottle of wine. Wine glass is tipped over on the desk, and the ashtray is now full of
half-smoked cigarettes. Room is smoky.
GRADUAL ZOOM and CENTER on DRUNK
DRUNK: (Somewhat angry) "What the.... haven't these people even bothered to read the board guidelines?"
FADE to BLACK
FADE from BLACK
Same SCENE: Desk covered with bottles of wine from fine Pinot to Boone's Farm. Ashtray overflowing with cigarette butts. We see DRUNK drinking
straight from a fifth of Wild Turkey. His hair is messed, and he is sweating profusely. He is angry.
CUT to CLOSE UP of DRUNK's face
DRUNK: (Violently seething with anger) "WHAT....! DeltaChaos you IDIOT. What the hell did that mean, anyway?! Doesn't anybody THINK anymore?!
WON'T ANYONE THINK OF THE BANDWIDTH?!"
CUT to CENTER on DRUNK
DRUNK: (Calmer, still angry, slurring speech) "That's it! You people haven't earned any of your points today. IF EVER! (with angry middle-eastern
accent) NO POINTS FOR YOU...... ONE YEAR!!!"
DRUNK manipulates mouse and keyboard erratically and maniacally.
FADE to BLACK
FADE from BLACK
SCENE: Half open WINDOW with morning sunlight blazing in. We hear birds singing, chirping.
CUT to CLOSE UP of DRUNK's face
We see DRUNK. Slowly opening his eyes, drool from corner of mouth into puddle on pillow. He moans from the pain of his headache. His eyes POP open
quickly and he sits up as if something were terribly wrong.
DRUNK: (Look of fear) "OH......MY.......GOD! What have I DONE?!"
CUT to BLACK
CREDITS Roll
So, Drunk, was that something like what actually happened?
DeltaChaos
[Edited on 18-4-2004 by DeltaChaos]