Illuminati spook fails to disarm Soviet cow nuke

Hi all, I've searched ATS for this story and can't find it so hope it's not a repost! Sorry if it is, from the Register but also found on several other news sites in the last few days:

Illuminati spook fails to disarm Soviet cow nuke

Basically a guy got stuck in an air vent while breaking in to the Knoxville museum of art. He claimed to be a "special agent with the United States Illuminati, badge number 0931". Read the rest for details. Does anyone give this any degree of credence at all or do we suspect an over active imagination? Is he an ATS member?

Over to you

-franki

Nahhh, I think the guy is a goofbal and that was the best story he could come up with. LOL, badge #?

Well at least it wasn't director Wombat and at least he wasn't on a mission for the 5th column centauri faction to remove dangerous artwork that in the future will inspire a 9 year old with rich parents to successfully breed an army of giant fire ants with DU armor and cyborg ninja monkeys. Further successfully setting up a fiefdom of terror and dementia centered in Little Rock arkansas... There's crazy then there's funny crazy.

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