posted on Sep, 29 2008 @ 05:06 AM
Originally posted by q_ball
reply to post by TheDemonHunter
im your boss lol
I am unfamiliar with this concept.
As the head of our investigation, I require complete and total autonomy to properly manage and organize all resources in our efforts to bring about
the continued erosion of all activities and plans presented by those who would go so far as to defraud the good people of AboveTopSecret and the world
in such an insidious manner as to fallaciously suggest choking to be a hazardous task that is to be considered less than beneficial and in fact of
detrimental impact to the health of every man, woman, and child of this great land we have chosen to call our own as we live and breathe each day in
this land we call our own.
I feel we must mount a crusade to bring these felonious persons to justice in the most judicious and efficient manner possible, and having the
bureaucracy of a hierarchical system to answer to, even by allowing myself to be answerable to one person other than that nebulous and all-powerful
idea known as "the truth," could indeed cause a cascading failure of all current and future operations across governmental and continental lines.
This type of red tape distraction could prevent us from going after the people we know to be responsible for this horrible travesty, such as the
nefarious Rip Taylor and his evil symbiotic clone, Rip Torn. Yes, I know they look nothing alike, but believe me, we have sources which can verify our
claims, as shown on some satellite photos that we hope to have available in the coming weeks for international review before we make our move to
strike down the two Rips.
I therefore can only conclude that perhaps the UWP and all your assorted membership can serve as an associate in an investigatory capacity to the
highly secretive organization I represent in my dealings here on this forum in an official and and most duplicitous nature that is well beyond any and
all reproach or review by any agency or individual, just as the Sacred and Almighty Demandment Scrolls of the Seven Sacred Lords of Latveria have
chosen to intend and impress upon the people of this great online community.
I uh.... might need to commandeer that office we discussed however for all duties officially made official by my official investigatorial duties
And the coffee too.