posted on Sep, 20 2008 @ 06:27 AM
*steps to the podium*
I don't know what the root of this problem is, but I sincerely believe that we need to attack the people who have begun this disinformation campaign
about choking being so hazardous to your health. And as we all know, I of course mean that it's obvious that we can trace the disinformation and
misinformation back to the painfully distressing source that everyone should know by now.
That source is of course, as I've been saying all along, none other than the Queen of England. It's a known fact that she wants us all to panic
about choking and has gone to great lengths to use that Bond fellow to choke several people himself over the years, to make it look like choking is a
bigger problem than it really is. That kind of misinformation and overactive creation of statistics and falsified evidence by her majesty's secret
service's top fictional agent should show everyone just how far they're willing to go in their unholy crusade to make choking seem like a public
I hereby propose that we form a joint task force of a unified coalition of willing and able parties within the greater partnership of this great forum
to begin to strike back in a great crusade against any and all who would go so far as to make fraudulent claims that nobody in their right mind can
agree with about the hazards of something so innocent and healthy as choking.
As for the root of this problem, I believe we have some top-notch people that only we can take credit for putting into the field for such a monumental
work as the bringing to justification of the criminally diverse and politically undermining network of agents that have led many of our fellow
internet citizens to feel they need to choke so violently as to make others feel like they're witnessing an act that is so dangerous and deadly as
the overly conservative media would want you all to believe instead of presenting the facts in a clear and forthright manner. So I'm going to ask you
all right here and right now to go ahead and tell us that you're with us so we know we have your patriotic support in ways that we know we can rely
on once we show just far we're.... I mean how far THEY'RE willing to go to make people choke in such a manner that defies all logical attempts at
logically expressing and viewing the previously believed to be healthy act known as choking.
God bless you all who stand with us at the important juncture n the history of this great internet as we begin to let loose the dogs of war against
any and all who would put us in more jeopardy, just as our irrational opponents would allow to have happen without so much as raising the finger
they're sticking down your throats to make you gag and choke.
Thank you all for your time and attention as we approach this matter with the gravest of concerns and most serious of internet investigatory
insistence at the insistence of our heads of internets and security.