posted on Oct, 19 2008 @ 03:56 AM
I hope everything goes well for you and your daughter in this. Hopefully this will only be a positive experience.
Theres one thing that always annoys the hell out of me though. The little critters just wont make it easy for us, and talk about putting you under
pressure. Its never, "clean your room, you are making a dimensional mess"
Seems more like this..
Entity: Hey, if you arent busy, I've got a small favor
Entity: If you arent busy, I need you to save the planet. No Biggee.
Contactee: Right. How?
Entity: Ill get back to you on that, Ill have my greys drop something in the post, telegram, sky writer, something.
Contactee: No seriously, how.
Entity: Look thats just not important now.
Contactee: OK. Anything else?
Entity: No, I have everything else covered
Contactee: Except the how part.
Entity: Yeah... but I promise, next week. I left the info in my Ipod, and thats in my other space suit.
Contactee: I hate it when that happens
Entity: Tell me about it, last week I left the keys to my orbiting battle station at Dennys.
Contactee: That must have been embarrassing.
Entity: You're telling me? Its a rental!
Contactee: So save the earth...
Entity: Yep, and ill get back to you on the how and stuff.... OH nearly forgot, I have to like, wipe your memory
Contactee: But.. I like my memory
Entity: Hey I know its not my policy you know, its my supervisor
Entity: Yeah. Anyhow.... ummmm..... ZAP
Thing is though, after(if) we save the earth, whats going to replace the messages.
"We interrupt your sleep for this important message from Reebok. Buy more shoes."