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Superman...... And Stuff

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posted on Sep, 18 2008 @ 12:14 PM
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So like I was sittin' here doin' some thinkin' and stuff. So I says to myself, Self? What's this Superman guy got on me and stuff?
Superman thinks he's so cool. Like he wears those fancy tights, and has that really cool cape and stuff. And like he can fly. Leapin' over buildings, goin' faster than a speedin' bullet, catchin' criminals and stuff.
But like he puts on a pair of stupid glasses and no one recognizes him.
Yeah, some super hero and stuff....... I could wear those fancy tights, and have a really cool cape too. But if I wore a pair of glasses, everyone would know it was me! And like I could make a hat out of Kryptonite and it wouldn't bother me at all. Like I can face down criminals and stuff too! If I want to fly I just have to book a seat on a plane and stuff.
Superman is a wiener.
And like he thinks he's so cool 'cause Lois Lane is his squeeze. My squeeze is better than her and stuff.
And like when he gets all depressed and stuff, he goes hidin' in the fortress of solitude. Like can anyone say 'WIENER'? Like doesn't he have friends and stuff? Like I have a bunch of friends who are there when I need it. Even misguided folks who think the Red Wings, Steelers, Cowboys, 49'ers, and Nascar deserve a word in the sports page are my friends. Like I'm gonna have to plan an intervention for these friends of mine and stuff.
Superman - HAH! I wonder if the advent of the cell phone hurt him? Like I don't see too many phone booths these days. And like why would anyone where a stupid costume under their clothes. I bet he has B.O.
I hate Superman.




posted on Sep, 18 2008 @ 01:04 PM
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KRYPTONITE Three Doors Down


I took a walk around the world
To ease my troubled mind
I left my body lying somewhere
In the sands of time
But I watched the world float
To the dark side of the moon

I feel there's nothing I can do, yeah

I watched the world float
To the dark side of the moon
After all I knew it had to be
Something to do with you
I really don’t mind what happens now and then
As long as you’ll be my friend at the end

If I go crazy then will you still
Call me Superman
If I’m alive and well, will you be
There a-holding my hand
I’ll keep you by my side
With my superhuman might
Kryptonite

You called me strong, you called me weak,
But still your secrets I will keep
You took for granted all the times
I never let you down
You stumbled in and bumped your head,
If not for me then you'd be dead
I picked you up and put you back
On solid ground

If I go crazy then will you still
Call me Superman
If I’m alive and well,
Will you be there a-holding my hand
I’ll keep you by my side
With my superhuman might
Kryptonite

If I go crazy then will you still
Call me Superman
If I’m alive and well, will you be there
Holding my hand
I’ll keep you by my side
With my superhuman might
Kryptonite
Yeah!!

If I go crazy then will you still
Call me Superman
If I'm alive and well,
Will you be there a-holding my hand
I'll keep you by my side
With my superhuman might
Kryptonite


Even misguided folks who think the Red Wings, Steelers, Cowboys, 49'ers, and Nascar deserve a word in the sports page are my friends. Like I'm gonna have to plan an intervention for these friends of mine and stuff.






And like he thinks he's so cool 'cause Lois Lane is his squeeze. My squeeze is better than her and stuff.









[edit on 18-9-2008 by AccessDenied]



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