You wouldn't be willing to accept the position, would you? You've got my vote if you would.
No, redneck, I won't be running. But you still have a choice of four third party candidates who ALL share the same 4 positions. Thats the point here. America wants a third party, they just don't know it. If you like those positions, and clearly you do, give voting third party a try. It all starts here.
