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Topic started on 17-9-2008 @ 11:27 PM by J Orobus
So, I work at a call center for one of the various cable/internet/telephone companies that cares only about money. Sounds like an amazingly ridiculous job right? Don't lie, because yes, it is one of those such jobs.
Now, I've been following alot of topics on here, and even delving deeper into such catergories as the Denver International Airport and Dulce. But what about Scott Airforce Base? My supervisor is pretty interested in things like this aswell, giving me various links and stories about the most oddball and off the wall stuff I've read in a while. I remember him talking about Dulce and the various caverns and caves and highways carving through the underworld. Which is where my personal segment takes place. At work. On the phone. Talking to some *SNIP* about how his service sucks and how he wants to cancel.
The call after the last, was a guy from calling from Scott Airforce Base(SAB), and of course, his internet was not working. The conversation began like most did, saying my lines and listening to his issues and what not. He was a pretty friendly guy, or sounded like it. I had remembered what my supervisor had told me about SAB being one of the many entrances to the underworld caves of Aliens and such and, jokingly, said to this kind gentleman, "Maybe the Aliens are messing with your Internet!" His response threw me off, saying, "Nah, too early."
I stopped for a second and listened through my phone, wondering if I had heard right.
"I'm sorry Sir?" i asked, hoping he would repeat it. The friendly guy I had been speaking with was replaced with an irrate *SNIP* who immediatly screamed, "ARE YOU GONNA FIX MY INNERNET OR NOT?!" Conversation over.
Obviously i fixed his issue no questions asked and he got off of the phone pretty quick. His response though, is what keeps getting to me. "Nah, too early." What does that even mean?

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[edit on 18-9-2008 by Skyfloating]


reply posted on 17-9-2008 @ 11:38 PM by chapter29
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Welcome to ATS J...

I'm confused on something...was it the same guy for both responses or was it two different guys?

And yes, the response is unusual, but even military personnel have humor, and he may have heard about those stories himself....

As for his original comment, it may be that the aliens don't power up during the daytime or at least during breakfast - they have to get their Wheaties on too!

But, just imagine if the secret was let out over a call for internet service...? The irony...




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reply posted on 17-9-2008 @ 11:59 PM by chapter29
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Guard duty can be boring...

He just wanted his porn and ESPN.


reply posted on 18-9-2008 @ 12:05 AM by J Orobus
Originally posted by chapter29
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Guard duty can be boring...

He just wanted his porn and ESPN.



Well, i know that's what i want when I do guard duty...


reply posted on 19-9-2008 @ 12:41 PM by kidflash2008
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I was in the military and must state this: Not all bases will have a secret underground alien units. Scott AFB is home to Air Mobility Command which makes it a major installation.
I think many people want to think there are Reptilians or Greys running around at Dulce and elsewhere, but there is not one shred of evidence. Just stories from a few people here and there and a few fake YouTube videos.
As for him being short with you, you do work for customer service and should do your job. Like most of us here, he probably had to go through a thousand different menu options before getting a live human. It can be quite frustrating, especially when transferred only to have to go through many more options.
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