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Stuck 'Agent' Tells Cops of 'Secret Bomb Mission'

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posted on Sep, 17 2008 @ 08:11 PM
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Stuck 'Agent' Tells Cops of 'Secret Bomb Mission'


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KNOXVILLE, Tenn. – It wasn't the preferred way to enter the Knoxville Museum of Art, but Richard Anthony Smith told police he was on a mission. The 25-year-old Knoxville man called 911 from his cell phone before dawn Wednesday saying he was trapped in an air conditioning duct leading from the museum roof, Knoxville police spokesman Darrell DeBusk said.

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posted on Sep, 17 2008 @ 08:11 PM
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LOL!!!

Now HERE'S one you don't hear of every day...A guy trying to pull off a heist of an art museum, claiming he's an illuminati agent! Gotta give him credit for originality, haha...

Now if only he could locate the missing air-force nukes....



Hoisted up and read his rights, Smith told police he was a "special agent from the United States Illuminati, badge number 0931" and had rappelled onto the museum from a helicopter, a police report said.

He said he was following orders to "defuse and confiscate" a Soviet-made nuclear warhead, specifically a "MERV6SS-22AN" warhead, according to the report. The bomb supposedly was hidden in a blue, plastic cow sculpture in the museum basement, he said.

However, Smith told officers his "agency" called while he was in air-vent limbo to say it made a mistake and the bomb might be in a Memphis museum instead.




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posted on Sep, 17 2008 @ 08:38 PM
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ROFL! Oh, this is priceless!

I wonder how far his story will go in court...



posted on Sep, 17 2008 @ 08:46 PM
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Any ATSers in Memphis? Anybody know of a blue plastic cow? This is why people shouldn't smoke and watch reruns of Alias.

Sounds like total BTS to me. but thanks for the heads up. Only 930 agents left to ID. . . .



posted on Sep, 17 2008 @ 08:46 PM
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I can see it now:

"I'm sorry your honor, but in the name of National Security, I cannot compromise my mission by being stuck in an 8' x 8'...".

LOL



posted on Sep, 17 2008 @ 09:19 PM
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HAHA!! I live 20 minutes away! This is so funny...haha



posted on Sep, 17 2008 @ 09:19 PM
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double post

[edit on 17-9-2008 by MatrixBaller04]



posted on Sep, 17 2008 @ 09:36 PM
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HAHA....Olbermann mentioned this on Countdown tonight! Of all the weird excuses I've heard from criminals, this has to be one of the best...

At least he has the proper last name: Agent Smith.



posted on Sep, 18 2008 @ 01:54 AM
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1 million ATS points whoa ... post a potty

ATS points are cyberpoisen

DD get a grip

better to die on my knees than burn on my stronghold.

Godspeed.



posted on Sep, 18 2008 @ 04:10 AM
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I've heard some crazy stories and excuses from suspects, but i have never heard anything that hillarious. I just hope one of the arresting officers had their body mics recording so they can play that one in court.







 
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