Now HERE'S one you don't hear of every day...A guy trying to pull off a heist of an art museum, claiming he's an illuminati agent! Gotta give him credit for originality, haha...
Now if only he could locate the missing air-force nukes....
Hoisted up and read his rights, Smith told police he was a "special agent from the United States Illuminati, badge number 0931" and had rappelled onto the museum from a helicopter, a police report said.
He said he was following orders to "defuse and confiscate" a Soviet-made nuclear warhead, specifically a "MERV6SS-22AN" warhead, according to the report. The bomb supposedly was hidden in a blue, plastic cow sculpture in the museum basement, he said.
However, Smith told officers his "agency" called while he was in air-vent limbo to say it made a mistake and the bomb might be in a Memphis museum instead.
news.yahoo.com
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