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[HOAX]My Name Is Dimitri Habibob And I am From The Year 2040[HOAX]

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posted on Sep, 13 2008 @ 07:04 AM
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damn that's a cool one ! Hey can i come to 2040 with you lol ?



Yeah, I just have to book an air space first so we dont cause any complications, I called flight control and they said there Lego station is recharging it's batteries so I have to call back but i will keep you Posted..




posted on Sep, 13 2008 @ 07:04 AM
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THe "thought " Signtaure patterns would certainly rung alarm bells here as the obvious coincidence of anamolous anologic reasoning of the subconscious mind would alert peoples to the falsehood of disinformation here, The telling understanding is always the time and space signature that everyone imprints on a certain locum of time and space that they can never erase , PERIOD!!!



posted on Sep, 13 2008 @ 07:07 AM
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"Chili 2040, Los Angeles Center, climb and maintain flight level 360, radar service terminated, contact Oceanic control, have a good flight. Good day."



posted on Sep, 13 2008 @ 07:10 AM
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Epsillon --- I know you believe you understand what you thought you said but you don't seem to realize that what you said is not what we meant.

"Teacher? (raising hand) May I be excused now? My brain is full..."

[edit on 9/13/0808 by weedwhacker]



posted on Sep, 13 2008 @ 07:10 AM
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Originally posted by Dimitri_Habibob
Another reason of me coming back here is so my company can prove to CERN that it is possible to time travel. eg: i am here writing these things in the year 2008 in the year 2040 this website is still running and this post will be here and therefore my company can show this post to the scientists of CERN.


Holy crap, the 3 Amigos would barely be able to keep up with all the hoaxers in 2040, surely !!!!

You should have emailed them in 2040, gotten some evidence from them in 2040 to take back to 2008 and convince them that you did indeed come from 2040.

Yeah, you'd better go back to 2040 and by the time you get back there, they will remember this and provide you with that evidence, for you to bring back, in order to prove all of this !

or it didnt happen.




posted on Sep, 13 2008 @ 07:13 AM
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Originally posted by misuneko
Im at work and its making me laugh! SO MUCH!!! So i dont mind time wasting with your post..

HAHAHA time wasting with a time traveller!

Im time travelling right now into the future!!!! takes me 24 hours to time travel 24 hours! not very fast i know.. but im getting there! give me 32 years and i will come and meet up for a coffee and discuss our different time machine methods!


You've stolen my patent - you thief!!

And you need to tweak your parameters, my time machine travels much faster than yours, I can get it to go 60 minutes an hour !




posted on Sep, 13 2008 @ 07:16 AM
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Originally posted by Dimitri_Habibob
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that is my car.


So, in 2040 you drive a 1934 McQuay-Norris Streamliner with a lego time machine installed?

I can definitely see why this thread now has "hoax" tagged on it.


Thanks for the laughs.


Might as well add the front view too! She's a beauty!


[edit on 9/13/08 by redmage]



posted on Sep, 13 2008 @ 07:17 AM
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Originally posted by Crakeur
dmitri won't be posting anymore


That's good news.

I am not a fan of lying



posted on Sep, 13 2008 @ 07:18 AM
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redmage, thank you, thank you for another out-loud laugh of the evening....except, oops...my gosh! It's morning!! I must have been sitting in a time bubble, some sort of temporal anomaly. Have to research my Star trek DVDV collection and do some research.



posted on Sep, 13 2008 @ 07:22 AM
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I know what I postulated as a theoreom of theoretic analogyies of
sub-ordinate entities bent on egoic influence of bias of universal understanding.
But the understanding still stands that those who wish to be separate will not evolv eto be the one singularity until the process of the mind has been reompensed in atonement of the oneness of salvation from within the true inner self that doeth hold the KEY of all ages of Agrippa?



posted on Sep, 13 2008 @ 07:22 AM
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You are avoiding questions to do with your time, why?
Where to start...The people!

In 2027, the governments of the world united to avoid a 3rd world war, many people believed this would be the beginning of the end, it was started by China and Russia being offered by the Allied council a 'seat at the head of the table'. There were growing concerns, China was adamant to get respect on the world stage and they were ready to go to any lengths. Russia, used this to their advantage to gain a powerful Ally, the UN, seeing this could be the start of something bad, made steps immediately.

Both were offered and accepted, with some...minor requests.

This set the stage for a 'golden era', economy flourished, there were no wars, some minor in fighting, but these were quashed almost immediately. There were no wars for fuel, He3 had all but replaced oil and gas and it was alot cheaper, although, alot still claim that the government has much better technology (Temporal Quantum Interface to name one) and it is still rising by the year. Food flourished, due to our weather manipulation, we could make it rain whenever we wanted, and natural disasters have been almost eradicated completley, we discovered that to control the ionic discharge and build up in the atmosphere, we could control the weather, a new level to sculpt our world on. This in turn, caused a 'boom' of sorts, the current world population is 11.8billion, there is more than enough room, although we have just started building underwater, in the Cayman islands, Hawaii and Dubai, if this is succesful, more of these will come, I was hoping for one of these myself, before I was assigned.

Don't get me wrong, in some ways, nothing has changed, the government, still acts like it is a puppet, most of the worlds armies are controlled by private corporations, these are 'hired' to the government, or the various departments therein. Weather modification is owned by the corporations and 'rented' when needed and the moon is still 'out of bounds', due to heavy mining going on there. We have mining colonies on Mars, but we still don't know most of the stuff, 'international security' and all.

Although there hasn't been a move made yet, alot of people still suspect they are playing towards an endgame. It has been assumed a few times, in 2010, they privatized the internet, and many thought this could be it. Site owners had to apply for a license, before they could have a 'slot' and this was in full control of the corporations and any information/news had to be approved by them, before it was allowed. In 2017, money was made obsolete in America, this led to a major revolution around the world, money was a thing of the past, everything was done through the 'system'. This was again, seen as another step towards 'the NWO', but it didn't come. Soon after (September 2018 If I remember correctly), tempers flared between America and Russia, it had been...fragile for a while, but they kept an uneasy truce, until the Lunar civil wars. An American and Russian mining colony, had escalated from tense, to all out civil war, each claiming the other was mining on their land, and sabotaging their efforts. This in turn led to the stale mate and Russia seeking China's assistance. The Lunar civil wars lasted 6 years, before it was stopped by both sides, to begin talks, these lasted 3 years and bore the fruit of the UCC, United Coalition of Countries, in 2027. Once the major powers had joined, aswell as the previous UN members, most others followed and thus, the NWO.

As for 2012, something did happen, but people are quite sure what, we know we passed through the galactic plane and with this came a feeling of optimism and freedom, globally, it caused quite the stir, people were thinking this was the so called 'ascension' that was coming, others though it was the calm before the rapture, it is still unknown as to what happened, although there have been whispers. The US governing body admitted to ET contact in 2013, (somewhat reluctantly, it was 5th to admit it) some people thought, and still do to the best of my knowledge that it was ET's that caused the 'global elation', although no official comment was ever made. It was a big deal at the time, but it was merely a short news conference, there were 3 human looking people in odd clothes, they didn't speak, and we were merely told that these were the 'Nordics' that were claimed to have been seen, most people didn't think they were aliens.

I was sent back here in 2029 to observe and guide.

Come one people, he's got 160 flags for this thread and their is more info in this than all his replies put together.

I am usually open minded, but I just wish they'd put more effort in, I want to be swayed!!

EMM

Edit: OK, now Im confused, just posted, and he has 3 flags!! wtf happened?!?!

[edit on 13-9-2008 by ElectroMagnetic Multivers]



posted on Sep, 13 2008 @ 07:33 AM
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Originally posted by Crakeur
dmitri won't be posting anymore


Aww... hehe, I didn't get the chance to ask him why his car, that he changed to mean plane, ended up being, infact, a car afterall, but from the 1930's.

Oh how shall I ever sleep tonight !!!





posted on Sep, 13 2008 @ 07:35 AM
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I admire your candidness here and do sense a resonance of 98% sincerity with the truthfullness of your experience here from an alternate Superposition future which could be an exact align of the one we here colllectively know,
Only Time will tell? Dependant on variable outcomes obviously?



posted on Sep, 13 2008 @ 07:37 AM
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Originally posted by Epsillion70
reply to post by weedwhacker
 


I know what I postulated as a theoreom of theoretic analogyies of
sub-ordinate entities bent on egoic influence of bias of universal understanding.
But the understanding still stands that those who wish to be separate will not evolv eto be the one singularity until the process of the mind has been reompensed in atonement of the oneness of salvation from within the true inner self that doeth hold the KEY of all ages of Agrippa?



Well that is two posts. Great job. You certainly make good use of your "word of the day" calendar. The only problem with trying sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hard to sound smart when you really aren't is that you should be able to spell at least 40% of the words in your post in order for the big words to even matter. I see that you think if you use large enough words, people will be confused and that must be because you are so super smart. In reality, most of us understand English, and each of those words just fine. We also understand that throwing them all in a bowl, does not a cogent point make. Please, please, if you are only posting to portray your vast intelligence to the world, do not misspell almost every other word in your posts; even all the little words.



posted on Sep, 13 2008 @ 07:38 AM
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Originally posted by Epsillion70
reply to post by ElectroMagnetic Multivers
 

I admire your candidness here and do sense a resonance of 98% sincerity with the truthfullness of your experience here from an alternate Superposition future which could be an exact align of the one we here colllectively know,
Only Time will tell? Dependant on variable outcomes obviously?


my bad, i did not realize you were just joking and apparently just trying to use as many words as possible to say very little.



posted on Sep, 13 2008 @ 07:40 AM
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Originally posted by Crakeur
dmitri won't be posting anymore


Well that is a total bummer. I was having more fun hoping to see him answer questions than I have on any "serious" thread here in a loooong time.

[edit on 13-9-2008 by Azrael75]



posted on Sep, 13 2008 @ 07:46 AM
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Yes I must admit I did induce a liquid of which the Egyptians of old did cherish before I posted and I also must admit it has sullied my mental faculties somewhat hence the aborations of said grammatical and syntax errors.
But I must still add this still does not distort from the overall understanding of the posts that I have made.



posted on Sep, 13 2008 @ 08:14 AM
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Originally posted by Epsillion70
reply to post by Azrael75
 


Yes I must admit I did induce a liquid of which the Egyptians of old did cherish before I posted and I also must admit it has sullied my mental faculties somewhat hence the aborations of said grammatical and syntax errors.
But I must still add this still does not distort from the overall understanding of the posts that I have made.


Actually, yes it does. Even the most eloquent speakers and most learned of scholars know that the value lies in the message received, NOT in the message sent. A drunk spilling big words into a forum does not an intelligent man make. If the whole world sees nothing but empty euphamisisms for every layman term in the book, spilled with bad punctuation and almost NO spelling skills, the the whole world sees a dumb drunk. So what intelligent man with something worth saying would then say it when the whole world hears nothing but incessant rambling nonsence? A buzzed blowhard might feel it is a good time to appear more intellectually cultured on a pointless thread for fun. A person who actually had the brains to speak the way you are trying, could both spell at least 45% of the words, as well as get a message across.



posted on Sep, 13 2008 @ 08:20 AM
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Dear god people can we

PLEASE

stop feeding the troll?

If this were true #1 He/she would know how to spell. I do not think they would send an idiot thru the time machine.



posted on Sep, 13 2008 @ 08:33 AM
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Originally posted by Kryties
Dear god people can we

PLEASE

stop feeding the troll?

If this were true #1 He/she would know how to spell. I do not think they would send an idiot thru the time machine.


Wait a minute...this is NOT true??????????
What????
awwwe man.



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