What is the worst conspiracy theory you've ever heard?

I give you a true gem.

Osama Bin Laden is a shapeshifting grey/reptilian!

My favourite ridiculous conspiracy has got to be anything to do with Dan Burisch and his 'looking glass' technology. I found his story on that Camelot site, and I was sucked in at first (this was when I just discovered ATS, and started googling conspiracies), but as I read on I just couldn't believe the utter crap that was there. Apparently this guy heads up the replacement for Majestic 12. On their website, they have a forum, and occasionally there'll be some weird message from one of his team saying something like 'All Eagle members assemble! Code bling bling blah!' Absolutely cracks me up.

Great thread, asmeone2. You rule.

Originally posted by Batmanatee
My favourite ridiculous conspiracy has got to be anything to do with Dan Burisch and his 'looking glass' technology. I found his story on that Camelot site, and I was sucked in at first (this was when I just discovered ATS, and started googling conspiracies), but as I read on I just couldn't believe the utter crap that was there. Apparently this guy heads up the replacement for Majestic 12. On their website, they have a forum, and occasionally there'll be some weird message from one of his team saying something like 'All Eagle members assemble! Code bling bling blah!' Absolutely cracks me up.

Great thread, asmeone2. You rule.

I have not heard of that! Can you post a link or summarize the details?

CRAZIEST conspiracy story is:

about 35 years old man who made some party with lot of people on the MOON, whole moon shaked from sounds and waves while Apollo astronauts where there and security escorted them.

Listens all communications since 1930. tracks every human, phone, electronic and analog communication, every business deals on planet (Russia, China, India, USA) and his people where involved in creating CIA and others organizations. His people and “computers” listens everyone on planet and control all employees from every gov organization and banks in every country indirectly.

His people jumps in time, making hundreds deals from governments to mafia, from idiots to scientist to supply technology, control informations, money, wage wars and carry out plans.

Pablo Escobar becomes crazy when he sow some man who helped him to start job years ago and disappear for 25 years, not getting old. Days later were dead because he was out of control.
Some richest people on planet who controls everything, don’t even know how he looks like, everyone denies knowing anything because every decision goes into chain to another chain not knowing who knows who or what, not knowing what to expect if disobey.

Controls whole oil and tobacco industry and when he is on vacation he delete his memory and live like regular human, gets job and drive 300$ cars (not remembering who he is). If haven’t got money for fuel, price drops suddenly in that country.

Own some council to celebrate 4th July in Philadelphia and London 300 years ago.

His people are doing background plans and double disinformation’s like fake aliens contacts with various governments and trojan horses methods to gain trust.

Craziest: While he was somehow sick watching movie with Bruce Villis with some friends at their apartment on TV scene Bruce Villis said on TV you took too much coc aine, your pressure is high drink some tea from (something) in the morning, take white pill (while shooting to someone) and he did and movie continued smoothly.

Crazier story:
Some security beated him at club and all disappeared that night. 7 days later they told everyone in club that they waked up in plain to Antarctica to some underground with military where was big bear in chains with errection, and it was plausible punishment which they choosed.

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ive heard this one conspiracy that former nasa astronauts are actually involved in the covering up of secrets,ridiculous!

and that all astronauts arnt actually human with the exception of neil armstrong cos theres actually loadsa things going on in space and atmosphere they dont want us to see.

take a look at this lot,something not right about them!
en.wikipedia.org...:STS-77_crew.jpg

oh and these ones aswell!
spaceflight.nasa.gov...
www.nasa.gov...


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Just to add more to my post crazy conspiracy

Apollo crew shaked from techno bass sounds inside capsule which never heard before.
In 1960 techno sounds?

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Sorry, asmeone2, I hadn't checked this thread for a while. Here's a link to Dan Burisch's stuff on Project Camelot. As I said, I was hooked for a while, but as I read on, well... you can see for yourself. Google Eagles Disobey, and you'll get their website. The forum threads there are utter hilarity.

Link

I would have to say it is a Conspiracy Fact, USS LIBERTY off the coast of ISREAL in 1967... ISREAL attacked her. was trying to sink her and kill all onboard her. appearantly, the orders came from Washington, DC. to put her on the bottom with all onboard lost. The ISREALI's Scraffed LifeBoats. Our Boys were told talk and die by our own Government. I just dont know how to get over that. and the 911 ranks a close second. Nam, WWII .... I dont know about you guys... Management needs to be changed before the end of the world happens .... god or no god ... this Crap is by the hand of MAN and I am a MAN therefore I can do something about JUSTICE and I am persuing those goals with every step of every day. I will not rest until every American is awake as to the evil upon this earth... Christianity is the wolf in lambs clothing.

the worst conspiracy i've ever heard is that the west is controlled by a democracy that represents the will of the population.

(taken from the song "George bush is an Islamic fundamentalist" )

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That 19 Arabs with boxcutters directed by bin Laden from a cave in Afghanistan abducted four jet liners and flew them into the Twin Towers in NYC and into the Pentagon and into a field in Pennsylvania.

According to the theory, the planes all disappeared upon impact, but the black boxes were still all found, although nobody is allowed to know what was in them.

According to the theory, another skyscraper, Building 7, fell splat at the speed of gravity, just from osmosis from being in the vicinity of the Twin Towers, kind of a copy cat collapse.

According to the theory, the reenforced steel girders melted like butter all at once and the concrete aerosolized instantly because of the jet fuel burning in the upper floors, causing the 110 story buildings to freefall into their footprints.

The plane that crashed in Pennsylvania when the passengers heroically got control of the plane and crashed it in order to save their fellow Americans also disappeared on impact. There were no burn marks, just an old crater, but somehow the plane wreckage just vanished.

This conspiracy theory is the wildest, most implasible one I've ever heard, bar none. They say bin Laden is still alive, planning more such terror attacks in one of his famous caves in Afghanistan, but our new police state will take care of anything he might try to throw at us.

The worst conspiracy theory: The Devil Made Me Do It!

The second, those rediculous posts, like the one going on now, that claim CGIs/ RC drones were flown into the twin towers. I'm so offended by this one I refuse to entertain this disinfo agent with a reply. I don't deal in character assassination here on ATS but this dude....oh my. Yes, I just better keep quiet on that one and just quit reading. I'm sure that poster must be a kid - oh wait, that's offensive to kids with brains.