What is the worst conspiracy theory you've ever heard?

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That I was kidnapped by an alien?

Now I don't believe in aliens until I personally witness one though there are some very interesting facts to this 'experience' that I have detailed below.

To date, I have only revealed this to my Mother and wife since I don't want someone to get the 'wrong' idea about myself.

I don't know who 'kidnapped' me though somehow, back in 2007 I passed out after having a few beers while alone in a well known club on the Cancun strip. This had never happened up until that point in time.

I enjoy to have a drink socially though even my wife after 7 years of marriage has never seen me drunk. I believe in doing things in moderation. I believe someone popped one those majic pills in my drink.

FYI the strip in Cancun is about 20 miles from downtown Cancun of where my hotel room was.

I don't remember the ride home. The last I remember was watching the ladies dance on the stage.

The next thing I remembered was walking toward my hotel room while being escorted by 4 huge guys that scared the hell out of my Mother. I was on a business trip and my Mother wanted to go with me to see Cancun for the first time and spend a little time with her son she hadn't seen in a while.

These 4 huge guys about 7 foot tall escorted me past the hotel security to my hotel room door....even the security didn't question them. I had somehow, suddenly, regained consiousness in front of the hotel and walked with them from just outside the hotel and through the security guards, up the elevator and to my hotel room door.

When I arrived at the hotel, of which I have no recollection as to how I got there or what vehicle took me home; they knocked on the door of my room....my Mother opens the door and to her surprise there I was with 4 strangers. They didn't say a word to her nor did they say a word to me along the way. She sais they looked very serious and dangerous though not threatening.

I had no bruises, no headache, my wallet and funds were intact. No evidence at all as to any funny business. Rear end ok too!

How did they know where my hotel room was? Perhaps they found key in my pocket though the key didn't detail the hotel I was staying at.

I'm not here to get attention and don't have any desires to be interviewed. All I know is what I've told you here. Nothing more.

I've always wondered what happened. I'm revealing this today to see if anyone has had a similar experience.






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That Arnold Shwarzenegger (sp?/ as if....) was the third anti-Christ. I thought it was hilarious. Apperently, he's supposed to create the loophole that allows him to become President, then use the typical 'muscle man' moronic attitude in politics and cause world war 3, which destroys 90% of humanity. I've never laughed so hard in my life.

Originally posted by Phatcat
I'd vote for the thread about how people not wanting to be evacuated are actually conspiring to kill first-responders

I think that particular poster was sincere in his sentiments, but didn't realize that not everyone could get out of Galveston.

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Have you asked your mother to confirm this?


If not, why are you seeking support or confirmation from strangers on an internet forum?

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You might get better luck with that if you start your own thread, I'm not trying to come off as rude here, but this one is starting to die down a little bit and if you put that story under an appropriate title, it'll get more attention.

Originally posted by Static Sky
That Arnold Shwarzenegger (sp?/ as if....) was the third anti-Christ. I thought it was hilarious. Apperently, he's supposed to create the loophole that allows him to become President, then use the typical 'muscle man' moronic attitude in politics and cause world war 3, which destroys 90% of humanity. I've never laughed so hard in my life.

Yes, that is a laughable one, as are some of the "Bush-is-the antichrist!" threads.

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Confirm? She was the one who answered the door and witnessed these guys. Re-read post if necessary.

I'll repeat. The only reason I am revealing this today is because its always been in the back of my mind and I'd like to know if anyone else has had this experience whether in Cancun or elsewhere. I have tried on multiple occasions to try to remember anything more about what had happened. What I revealed in the post above is, honestly, all I remember.

I can't substantiate any alien conspiracy though if you read through what happened..... what other explanation could there be? How did these guys no where I was staying. Remember, there are thousands of hotels in Cancun, I didn't tell anyone where I was staying, nor did I have a conversation with anyone. I was just watching the ladies/tourist dance on stage.

My hotel, as most hotels do, didn't reveal the name of the hotel for security reasons or in case the key was to get misplaced or lost. Most hotels don't want to have to go through the expense of having to change their locks in case a key is lost so they omit puting the name of the hotel on the key. We looked carefully at the key and I had no receipt for the room since my Mother insisted on paying for the night.

How did they know where I was staying? This is what bothers me the most to this day.

The whole alien idea didn't even cross my mind until I came to this site and saw all the alien business going on here. I have not replied to any alien type posts here since I don't want to be lumped into a certain category that might discredit the genuine intention of my other posts. Credibility is important to me and I don't want to misguide another or make assumptions about that which I know not of.




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Please go ahead and start your own thread if you want attention about that story... you'll have better luck, besides, this thread here is for rediculous or implausible conspiracies.

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I don't want to start a thread on one of those alien conspiracy posts/sites because I believe there is too much BS floating around in those circles or people just looking to get attention. I don't want to be lumped into that category.

Originally posted by oceanaut1
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I don't want to start a thread on one of those alien conspiracy posts/sites because I believe there is too much BS floating around in those circles or people just looking to get attention. I don't want to be lumped into that category.

Please don't hijack this thread though.

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Is this not rediculous or implausible?

Why or how could this have happened?

I'm just looking for some honest answers.

Originally posted by oceanaut1
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Is this not rediculous or implausible?

Why or how could this have happened?

I'm just looking for some honest answers.

It might or might not have happened, but this thread isn't about finding answers for you, it's a place for everyone to voice their opinion about silly conspiracies. It isn't fair for you to tack a personal story on to a thread that's gotten a lot of views so it will be seen instead of starting a thread and promoting it yourself.

Sorry to bug you but I've just thought of another conspiracy which was so bizarre that some people still believe it to this day, and of course, it was created by the good old Sunday Sport newspaper...
Does anyone remember the London bus floating in the iceberg? People wrote in with various theories of how the bus got there not realising it was a doctored picture. Some said it had been abducted by aliens while some said it had passed through a time vortex.
Classic stuff...

Originally posted by Mintwithahole.
Sorry to bug you but I've just thought of another conspiracy which was so bizarre that some people still believe it to this day, and of course, it was created by the good old Sunday Sport newspaper...
Does anyone remember the London bus floating in the iceberg? People wrote in with various theories of how the bus got there not realising it was a doctored picture. Some said it had been abducted by aliens while some said it had passed through a time vortex.
Classic stuff...

No, I never heard that one at all!

There are, however, sever well-docmented cases of WWII era planes getting stuck in icebergs. They were made in America, then flown around the Arctic coast to go to Europe. Sometimes these would get frozen in place during storms, and melt out years later. So maybe that's why people thought it was real.

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Thats right, I seem to remember something like that where a passenger plane had hit a glacier near the top of a mountain, been covered in thick ice and years later had kind of popped out at the bottom of the glacier.

Originally posted by Mintwithahole.
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Thats right, I seem to remember something like that where a passenger plane had hit a glacier near the top of a mountain, been covered in thick ice and years later had kind of popped out at the bottom of the glacier.

THere was a NOVA show about a crew that restored a frozen bomber, too.

Originally posted by Mintwithahole.
Sorry to bug you but I've just thought of another conspiracy which was so bizarre that some people still believe it to this day, and of course, it was created by the good old Sunday Sport newspaper...
Does anyone remember the London bus floating in the iceberg? People wrote in with various theories of how the bus got there not realising it was a doctored picture. Some said it had been abducted by aliens while some said it had passed through a time vortex.
Classic stuff...

I remember that, But the best one was the WWII bomber found on the Moon. Followed next week by the remarkable revelation the the WWII bomber had disappeared for the Moon ........

If only the internet had been around at the time!

I've heard a lot of crazy ones, but Flat earth definitely takes the cake. Complete lack of knowledge on science or technology to believe that one.

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Whatever comes out of Alex Jones mouth is the worst hogwash I've ever heard. If a tenth of what he said was true, I'd have been gassed at a FEMA camp many moons ago. He is the KING of dis-information.

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I remember that Dave Chappelle theory, the was a website dedicated to it (seems to be down or gone now) but basically Oprah, Cosby and every other major black artist/performer where miffed at the way Dave presented black american culture - and they had Louis Farrakhan ready to off him if he didn't come into line.

As the Defamer guys said: "it's either the single most paranoid screed or the best straight-faced satire we've ever read."