This thread made my evening,classic.
However at the risk of being the butt of everyone's jokes,something similar happened to me a few years back. Honestly lookin at the time frame of the
OP,it was actually around the same time,no joke.I'm sure that is just coincedence.
Anyhow I had my first bout with hemroids around that time,hemroids won TKO round 4,lol.
While the OP may have been a joke and I know it is quite old,I thought I would share my embarrassing experience for blanks and giggles.
Actually it really freaked me out,like I never had any kind of problems in that area in my life (aside from occassional constipation)
So I went to the doctor because I was pretty darn uncomfortable and a little freaked as mentioned,he said it was likely hemroids.He thought I had both
external and internal,and I should see a specialist,or schedule a colonoscopy.I refused,so I stayed home from work a few days and a weekend,used the
"tucks" for a couple of weeks and changed my diet quite signifigantly.I don't know maybe a week or so passed and I was cool.
I eat more fiber,wheat,etc. And eat a bit less red meat which I love,but actually I have stayed with my diet changes through the years and have lost
some weight,and feel better.
But it was funny as anything,when I told my boss why I was out of work a few days.I still occasionally hear a jab from my co-workers about it,but the
jokes are pretty darn funny.
And while I probably shared too much about myself that no one on ATS really cared to hear, I don't care,I'm just in one of those can't sleep moods.
So if you don't like it Kiss my arse,but then you may get hemmroids on your face.
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