posted on Sep, 12 2008 @ 02:17 PM
I dunno, I think something is going on, perhaps you guys can all help me out. Share your experiences.
Maybe it's local, national, I don't know.
All I know is something odd is going on with my anus and I have others who have similar experiences.
Ok so it started a few weeks ago, I'd be driving home from work and I'd have to change my position.
I didn't think anything about it, I though maybe I needed a shower or something. Try as I might I just couldn't get comfortable. After while I
forgot about it.
A day or so later the same thing happened only it was when I was going to work this time.
My pants were starting to stick to my "cheeks", it ws very annoying.
It continued while I was at work, I had to keep shifting my seat, it felt like I was holding back something serious. Try as I might I just couldn't
Next few days I get the same thing, something’s my anus would feel "full", sometimes it would feel contracted, sometimes it would burn, still
others my anus would feel like it was harboring something, almost.. menacing like.
I was worried, I wondered if it was just me so I asked Dan our tech guy if he was having any trouble with his anus and he said, "yea.. Always have
trouble with it".
I asked him what kind of trouble and he said he could never sit correctly anymore; he said it's been that way ever since he got married in
Massachusetts. I found that odd because his family is in Ohio, (but thats another topic) anyway. I told him my troubles and he said, "we'll they
can't be related, you're not like me" and I thought that was an odd comment, but Dan is an odd guy so I let it go.
I talked to my brother and he said he felt the same way, I assume he was embarrassed to talk about it cause he laughed a bit when he said "my anus
Is it such a bad thing to talk about ones anus?
Ok, so on to the next week.. each day goes by I had uncomfortablility it would last a long time on some days and shorter on others... WTF?
I started asking my other co-workers and I swear they all have similar issue, everyone has a comment about their anus. Everyone had constructive
things to say about their anuses.. well everyone except Denise and Jenna, Denise said "yeah, right, ask me again buddy" (I didn't like her
tone).... and Jenna said "maybe I'd like it to?" (that was uncomfortable, let me tell ya...)
Maybe girls just don't like talking about their anus?
So after about two weeks of my anus acting weird and asking other people about it I figured this must be news, this must be something. I know other
people post about dogs, stomach aches, feeling depressed, feeling angry, on ATS so I figured so I'll post this to. Seems like the right place to get
So I ask all of my fellow members...
Is your anus acting weird?