posted on Sep, 12 2008 @ 12:35 PM
It's a precaution, for your safety
and that of our leader.
The Queen is here?
No, I was referring to Stephen
Stephen Harper's here?
Well no, not yet...he will be,
Davis proceeds to pat him down.
Do you have any explosives on you
Any fruits or vegetables on your
Wes gives Davis a weird look.
Karen sits at the counter eating a piece of cake, Wes's pat
Karen, you should be doing this
stuff too you know.
Karen replies with a mouthful of cake.
I'm uh, testing the food for
poison, you know, like they used to
do for the king.
Ah, good thinking...you better try
those danishes too, and don't
forget the eclairs...from what I've
heard Stephen Harper is no stranger
to a flaky pastry.
Emma and Carl walk in, Davis steps in front of them.
Ah, ah, ah...I'm going to have to
search you ma'am.
Emma raises a fist.
If you put one hand on me I'll give
a whole new meaning to the term
Davis steps back allowing Carl and herself through, Carl is
guided to a booth occupied by Brent and others.
Carl, buddy!, You made it.
A crowd is formed around the booth Carl sits at, food and
Karen looks ill as she lays her head on the counter
surrounded by many plates of half eaten pastries, Lacey
shakes her head and looks to Davis.
This is almost as bad as the time
you got your hat stolen by
EXT. STREET- DAY
Davis and Karen stand outside the police station.
A hawk swoops and SCREECHES as it picks Davis's hat off and
INT. THE RUBY- CONTINUOUS
Davis appears culpable.
yaaahhhh, bandits...Karen, how are
you doing with those pastries.
Karen groans, the people in and around the booths raise their
They CLINK their glasses.
INT. OSCAR AND EMMA'S HOUSE- NIGHT
Emma lays in a chair in the living room covered in a blanket
sleeping, Oscar appears at the top of the steps, descends
them and puts his shoes on, Emma wakes up.
Carl isn't back yet?
I don't think so.
Emma looks worried, Oscar sighs defeated.
I'm going to grab a beer or
something, I'll let you know if I
INT. DOG RIVER HOTEL- NIGHT
Oscar steps inside the tavern to see Carl at the far end of
the bar, Oscar walks up to the counter pretending not to
notice Carl who notices him.
PHIL is behind the bar and approaches Oscar with a beer.
I didn't order this.
I know, he did...
The bartender points to Carl.
Two minutes before you walked in.
Oscar looks over at Carl and can't help but let his
repugnance subside, Carl signals him over.
Oscar looks around the room to make sure he isn't being
watched and sits by Carl.
Emma is worried about you.
Carl's hat is upside down on the counter filled with change,
he slides it into view to Oscar.
It looks like you're doing alright.
Bounty procures reveries...right
INT. OSCAR AND EMMA'S BEDROOM- NIGHT
Oscar and Emma lay in bed.
EXT. OSCAR AND EMMA'S HOUSE- DAY
Oscar is many stories tall standing outside his home in
lumberjack garb, he reaches down and tears the roof off of