The REAL (and best/funniest) definition and effects of climate change

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Best definition of climate change ever

Climate change is defined as the process when climate changes. You know when climate change is happening because the climate is changing. It is the point of change in the climate. The name says it all really. Do you really need to keep reading this article? You'll read it, and suddenly realise that all the way through it was telling you the exact same thing this introduction is telling you. And then you'll grumble and your day will be ruined. So as a prewarning the rest of this article will in summary tell you that climate change is changing climate. We're all doomed anyway, I can't see why you're bothered.

Don't women get all moody when they go through 'the change'? So if the climate is suffering the change no wonder it's throwing all these tropical storms about!

Originally posted by Essan
Don't women get all moody when they go through 'the change'? So if the climate is suffering the change no wonder it's throwing all these tropical storms about!

Lol, yeah good point......its just becoming more humid and hotter up/down here as the wet season approaches and the girlfriend is ver moody....or maybe its just because im annoying

Anyway, I think the definition of climate change is the best Ive ever heard