TALK to you know who TONIGHT...

1) Focus and settle your mind till it is still.

2) Ask to speak to the thing you want to speak to. Be demanding. It could be:

Aliens
Demons
Angels (Protectors)
Your Sub-Conscious
Or maybe... GOD. lol

3) Ask questions.

You will get results. I promise you. Try it for at least 30 minutes.

We are taught to learn facts at a young age but not how to communicate, its about time you learn.

Oh yeah... I forgot.


Side effects may include:

Possession, OBE's, Demonic Experiences, Abduction, Extreme fear for the unknown, insomnia, and Upset Stomach.



[edit on 10-9-2008 by '___'eed]

feckin hell i just got 3 of those symptoms by just drinking guinness last night

reply to post by craic.n.up


which ones,

every time I drink taquilla i get possessed...

Who?
Is this gonna be on the test?

reply to post by Phage


You will be quizzed. But your HW is to do this tonight and report by tomorrow evening.

reply to post by '___'eed


Can't

Dog ate it.

reply to post by Phage


I guess it would have to be old fashioned show and tell.


Hey Phage,

I want to take over ATS. And i believe we can do it together. I like your style.

*Sends reptilian wink

reply to post by '___'eed


*moves two seats away*

erm

I don't do rithastra

[edit on 10-9-2008 by Phage]

I talked to a monkey, a turtle, and a then i had to put the drink down.
Just kidding, I'll try it tonight. Not much into these sorts of things, but I've been hearing the sound of frogs and caticids at night now, for about a month. Even though my room's fairly well sounded, with my fan and window.

reply to post by Phage
Apologizes for anything that looked "gay"

Didn't mean it like that.

[edit on 10-9-2008 by '___'eed]

reply to post by RuneSpider


Great.... I will try in the bathtub...

Hopefully I can make an alien booty call.

reply to post by '___'eed


heh..
not exactly. I can't believe it doesn't google.
Maybe I spelled it wrong.

Read Ringworld?

Originally posted by '___'eed
reply to post by RuneSpider

 

Great.... I will try in the bathtub...

Hopefully I can make an alien booty call.

I wouldn't try that.

*wispers* I heard they're gay...

Originally posted by '___'eed
reply to post by craic.n.up

 

which ones,

every time I drink taquilla i get possessed...

def possession a bit of obe and a lot of upset stomach but it was worth it .
guinness the stuff heaven is made of

reply to post by '___'eed


I have been working on step one for the last few years. I will let you know when I can get beyond that and move on to step 2.

reply to post by '___'eed


When I contacted my subconscious, this was the reply:

Side effects aren't worth it.

yes?,what do you want to know?.

reply to post by lw2525


Interesting..LOL.

But seriosuly I tried to calm my mind, and all I was thinking was commercials and music. It was like I was brainwashed.-