posted on Sep, 10 2008 @ 03:26 PM
Originally posted by hsur2112
No one yet? Ok, here I go showing my age....
(Hollywood Squares music plays in the background)
Cliff Arquette's character was Charlie Weaver. He was one of my favorite squares, I mean if I was old enough to have a favorite square,
Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a winner! "Charlie Weaver was one of my favorite squares...(My favorite has to be Paul Lynde) And as a matter of fact,
I still have a mechanical "Charlie Weaver Bartender" that my late father purchased back in the 60's.
Asala, please award Rush 8000 BTS points! Well done!
Peter Marshall: According to a recent article in the Miami Herald, at age 78, is Groucho Marx still interested in sex?
Charley Weaver: Yes, but he's forgotten the secret word.
Peter Marshall: Charley, what do you call a pig that weighs more than 150 pounds?
Charley Weaver: A divorcee.
Peter Marshall: According to Today's Health, what do most dentists say you should do with your dentures before going to bed?
Charley Weaver: Out at the home, we throw them all into the center of the room and have a swap party...
Peter Marshall: Is there a weight limit for bags on airline flights in this country?
Charley Weaver: If she can fit under the seat, she can fly.