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So You Wake Up, Your Not At Home, Not Even In Your City...& Next To You Is A Attractive Stranger...

Id be like Whoaaa that must have been a great night i just had! lol

Then id write a note to the fella saying see ya! if he was really handsom i might just leave my number lol

then make my way home

I'd probably just smirk,and go back to sleep,or instigate more naughty fondley fun. Or try and pull of the mask

Id be like Oh CRAP! How drunk DID I get?!?

Roll over and ask, "Wanna go again?"

Either that or I'd check for scars where my kidney's should be. If kidneys are missing, I would gladly return the favor.

[edit on 8-9-2008 by DevolutionEvolvd]

NOOOO, it's Slater again!

I feel as if I am being haunted by this man...it's kinda like being RickRolled, waking up next to Chuck Norris, or The Hoff!

I would prolly scream and run off into the street naked!

Oh my this brings back memories of the old days. I know exactly what I would do as this has happened to me before long, long ago.

I would be upset that I had not remembered the night before and slowly tip toe out the door and go as fast as possible to the safety of my home.

It is more difficult when you wake up and the stranger's head is laying on your arm. You want to chew your arm off but gingerly move your arm and run like heck.

...hubby left...fantasy continues...

Where was I, oh yeah, "Baby, can you do that thing you did..."

crap, phone.....

Originally posted by Givenmay
I will think of someone I would like to wake up to, and check back!

Mmmmm, yes, please do. I like the direction this thread is taking....q_ball?.....still there? hehe I don't think that I ever answered his question. What was the question?

Rush

Just checking on something, is anyone else just a little creeped out by this Christian Slater obsession?

There must be a reason for this Q Ball,

1: Man crush,

2: Q Ball is himself Christian Slater.

I wake up to this guy...



And ask him how he likes his eggs.

Well... he can't be Christian Slater... because I am Christian Slater. And dude, if you are infatuated with me, you're barking up the wrong tree. However, you can show your appreciation by buying my movies. Royalties are the cat's ass.



To answer the question...

If I woke up next to Charlize Theron or some other exceptionally beautiful woman... I'd wonder who slipped me the hallucinogen, and when it was going to wear off. I would then calm myself down. Get dressed and sit in a corner until everything became clear.

If it lasted longer than 12 hours, I would pinch myself. If I still didn't wake up, I would then call the Ghost Busters.

So You Wake Up, Your Not At Home, Not Even In Your City...& Next To You Is A Attractive Stranger...

Apparently, I have been there, done that, and yes..even got a t-shirt to prove it.
Damn how I miss..and missed New York.