I work for aliens!

Originally posted by Mintwithahole.
reply to post by Walkerd

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The past month, I saw my boss staring intently at this blue quartz crystal he has at his desk."
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Could it be that your boss owns a blue quartz paper weight?
How do you get from seeing someone looking at an object such as paper weight to your assumption that this person is an alien?

There is an easy way to discover whether your boss is an alien.

1. Does a young lad by the name of Elliot keep calling him on the phone?

2.Does he keep anal probes in his desk drawer!.!.?

3.Is his spot in the firm carpark occupied by a flying saucer?

All important clues that I think you should look out for.